Got any headcanons of bachelors reactions to being pinned under the sleeping farmer?
(OH LMAAAAOOO the amount of times my gf tries to roll onto me in her sleep…. she’ll be completely passed out but decides she’s Not Close Enough
also im going to assume the bachelors are asleep and are woken up by the farmer mashed up against them heheh)
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Alex: pretends like he’s struggling to breathe but then realizes you’re asleep so he just. passes out, too. or scrolls through his social media or watches a gridball highlight reel on his phone or, if he can reach the book on his bedside table, read. he 100% doesn’t mind having you all up on him, snuggling or otherwise ;) it makes him feel strong! he likes when you lay your head on his chest because he worked hard to get it so toned and he just wants you to notice LMAO
Elliott: he thinks its UNBEARABLY adorable. he tries to take pictures with his phone of the two of you but i have a feeling he’s not great with technology? he seems very rustic. the photos turn out blurry and his thumb is some of them and he looooooooooooooves them. his favorite one features the side of your face mashed against his chest, your head slightly pushing his chin up, AND you’re drooling. his hair is a mess in it but he can’t even be bothered when you’re that cute. it’s his laptop background AND his phone background for weeks, and you’re so embarrassed every time you see it.
Harvey: okay, so. he’s snuggling. Harvey is snuggling. he couldn’t mind any less than he already does, he’s so good with you pinning him down (sleeping or.... you know ;) ). if his arms are free, he plays with your hair and rubs down your back, but if not he’ll just settle down into the pillows and watch some mindless TV. it’s very relaxing to him. the next morning he has to stretch a little more to get the extra kinks outta his back but who cares? he LOVES it.
Sam: are you kidding me? you think this boy notices? you think this isn’t how he normally likes to sleep at night? huh??? if you aren’t completely koala’d against him as he falls asleep, the boy doesn’t SLEEP. big snuggle boy. also when he’s asleep, he’s out. he could fall out of bed and just wake up like normal on the floor, if not slightly confused. anyway, pin Sam down before bed, this has been a PSA.
Sebastian: most likely to notice/wake up when he feels you roll onto him since he’s kind of a light sleeper lmao... at first he tries to wriggle out from under you but he’s a scrawny white boy with no upper arm strength so he Allows It... only because he doesn’t want to wake you up, that’s all... the next night, though, when you’re not sleeping on top of him, he notices he’s colder... so he steals all of the blankets to make you crawl on top of him again (BUT he still teases you the next morning about how you can’t keep yourself off of him, even when you’re sleeping).
Shane: most nights, Shane wouldn’t really notice unless it gets really hot. he’s a hot sleeper and always has a leg stuck out, one sock missing, arms sprawled out, the whole shebang. if it’s wintertime, Shane LOVES hardcore snuggling. if it’s summer, you WILL stay on your side of the bed, do not so much as TOUCH your hot little hand to his arm or he will gently try to scoot you off the bed with his foot. but if he’s helped you on the farm that day, he’ll be the one pinning YOU down in his sleep. CONKED tf out.
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just $3 can help me buy groceries! i love u guys <3!