Mar 19, 2022
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~~~~~~~~~~~~ First submission, aah!! thanks so much! (Gay Titanium Knife, don’t think I don’t see you)
Affogato Cookie is a bitch-ass motherfucker; he usurped my fucking kingdom. That's right, he took his scheming lie-filled rumors out, and he usurped my fucking kingdom, and he said he could get me banished THIS QUICK, and I said that's dishonorable, so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter Dot Com. Affogato Cookie, you deceitful snake, you have no honor. It's the size of this sugarcube, except way smaller. And guess what, here's what MY honor looks like. That's right, no spells, no deceptions, it's two balanced swords AND A BOW. He overthrew my king, so guess what, I'M GOING TO OVERTURN MY BANISHMENT! This is what you get, my super righteous vengeance! Except I'm not just going to overturn my banishment. I'm going to go higher. I'm BREAKING INTO THE BLACK CITADEL. How do you like that, Affogato Cookie? I SNUCK INTO THE BLACK CITADEL, YOU WORM! You have twenty-three hours until I restore Dark Cacao Cookie to his rightful position. Now get out of my sight before I banish you too.
rending my clothes and wailing at the sky
no, little german boy, don't go into the #cookierun twitter tag!
this image feels memeable
but don't you understand? don't you see? it was all intentional. devsisters was in control the entire time. they were playing a game of 6d chess we were unable to comprehend until this moment, positioning their pieces perfectly on the board and anticipating every move. they made clotted cream a sexyman to distract cookie run fans from dilfing custard III's shitty father.