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Haaai Pigsssyyyyyyy :3
eh? why'd tang hand me his laptop?
oh er... hiya, kid.
get outta my face, woulda-?

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**Heavy Breafing**
H
Haaai Pigsssyyyyyyy :3
eh? why'd tang hand me his laptop?
oh er... hiya, kid.
get outta my face, woulda-?
Thank you for the kind words, truly, it makes me happy to know that my information has been a help. I did not get in too much trouble, after all Nezha was the one to scold me, not Guanyin or (heavens forbid) Lao Tzu. But Nezha gets himself entangled with you all often enough he couldn't really say much. I'm glad Tang is doing a bit better, and truly there is no reason to be afraid of these new cicada powers. He will need to be trained, but if need be, I can help with that. If anything else happens, feel free to let the Six-Eared Macaque know. He knows how to contact me and Guanyin should anything go awry. -⭐& 🌠
thank you, he's calmin down. his vision's finally back, so that's good (he still asked me to type just to take some of the pressure off him for a bit). we had mk rush home to get the staff and it kinda helped alleviate it. dunno how, but tang might be able to explain it himself when he's better.
as long as there's nothin to be afraid of; we're all at the very least glad to hear it. just might need to talk to tang's doctor about increasin his anxiety med intake, since it seems to be directly linked to that? that's our runnin theory anyways. mk says emotions can sometimes mess with all that magicky stuff.
but uhh, yeah. we'll get in touch with macaque if we need it. thanks again for your help. but if you got anymore info on the golden cicada, might be good to learn about that stuff. just so uh, we kinda know what we're doin and all that. what we're dealin with, if that makes sense. might help to know who and where it came from.
thanks again. really. and i'll have words with that lotus snob if i gotta, if he gives ya anymore trash about it.
apologies for my delay in answers, i was being scolded for involving myself in mortal affairs, however, regarding your husband (speaking to pigsy) it appears that the powers handed down to him from golden cicada have the unfortunate side effect of giving him the...cicada parts. the powers are extremely volatile and while i'm not quite sure exactly what he inherited and what he has not... the new staff he got should be able to help regulate them at least a little. lady guanyin should be arriving at any moment with a far more detailed explanation than i can give. -⭐
oh thank gods, okay. we'll try doin stuff with the staff once guanyin shows up. he's startin to calm down, but he's chirpin an awful lot, and his visions still a little weird. he says its the slightest bit clearer now, but that's not sayin much. he's walked into a wall a few times while tryna pace. he's really freakin out.
but uh, that bein said, he does talk about how excited he was to get a lot of information from ya, so, er... hope you're not into too much trouble. you've made tang really happy; he's been yappin nonstop about findin someone who knows about the golden cicada. as much as this situation's scary, without you comin in and talkin to him about the golden cicada and all, we probably would've been in hot water.
just uhh... thanks. for bein a good friend. you mean a lot to tang clearly and uhh, he means a lot to me. the world, really.
uhh anyways, yeah. thanks. we'll keep everyone updated.
Opinions on Pigsy? (this is coming from someone who's never met the dude or tried his noodles)
hi, pigsy here. so uhh... when i read this out to em (i told him his answer better be reeeal good or else-) and uhhh he said, and i quote
"he's a sweet guy that i love, that makes great noodles, even if he nags a lot, i still love em"
i'll uhh... get him about the last part. maybe later, anyways not right now though
hey. so i'm er, tang's husband. name's pigsy. i'm gonna be writin for him for a little bit. cause he can't really uhhh see? i don't know. we're tryna get answers. figured it'd be better for someone with a clear head and clear eyes to uh, read out the anon messages about whatever's goin on with his uhhhh... everything
we want answers, and if anyone's got em? we need em. now. not askin nicely. he's freakin out. haven't seen him have a panic attack or meltdown or... whatever since like... college?
but uh, yeah. we need answers. i'll be takin over for a bit. we're gonna read everything out to him so don't worry.