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For mod RU who's been being a great colleague~: Helpy has a crush on you, the new manager of the most recent restaurant in the Freddy's Pizzaria chain! How's his behavior with you? What does he do to impresse you? And is your reaction when you find out? (THE LITTLE THING DESERVES MORE LOVE)

{ Oh,dear colleague hello!

Your desires are my commands uwu 

~ Mod RU ~ }

💗 HELPY 💗

He’s sosmall that you barely notice him and so he moves, jumps and dances everywhereto be noticed by you.

He lovesclimbing on your leg, it’s one of his biggest hobbies. It’s like a carousel forhim. You are a living carousel for him and his favourite, too. Please, don’tjump and move too sharply or he risks falling and you don’t want him to gethurt, do you? So be careful, Helpy is still a soft and delicate little bear.

Oh, yes,this is also an excuse to stay close to you and embrace you like there’s notomorrow. How can you deny to him a hug? You must be just evil if you do, sojust hug him and make him happy!

Sometimeshe loves resting on your head, it seems that he loves climbing up on you. Helooks like an elf, a kind of fairy gnome who donates to you joy and serenity.Yes, he wants to be the reason of your smiles, happiness and laughter. It israre seeing him sad because he just wants to show you the best side of him. Youeven think he’s unable to be sad.

Wheneveryou’re sad, Helpy is here to console you. He dances for you, singing cheerfulsongs until you laugh. In addition, of course, he will offer you a hug (all thehugs you want, he’s always here for you, because every moment is good for ahug).

He lookslike those old cartoons, he moves the same way especially around you, he has toshow his admiration to you, and he’s unable to be serious. He’s just a littlehyperactive ball of tenderness.

Some example of how he reacts when he sees you (he would be this kind of cartoon). His eyes become two hearts every time he meets you! Just like this:

If you were a magical girl/boy, he would be surely your mascot. Because every magical person has a mascot, and you deserve the most special helper of the universe, him. He is the one who helps you in the pizzeria and so it’s pretty logical he wants to help you with every kind of job. Maybe, one day, you and he will become truly a great couple of heroes who fight the forces of evil and he will be your magical pet. Amazing, isn’t it?

His crushis obvious, he does not hide the feeling he feels for you because he’s proud ofit, you make him so happy, and so he can’t hold back his enthusiasm. You arethe best manager he could ever ask for and he’s glad working for you.

Oh, man,he loves when you compliment with him and you say he did a good job, and hestarts dancing for the happiness. 

When he’stoo embarrassed (it can happen when you touch him, hug him or say how cute heis) he starts stutter and he makes those weird honk noises he does when he jumpscaresthe player. In this case, he does not want to scare you but he’s just overemotional and he’s unable to speak properly because of the embarrassment. 

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Okay, not the same anon but I'm curious, what would the toy animatronics do (Fred,Chic,Bon,and Mangle) if they saw the guard during the day (like the reader working for the dayshift for the day) getting yelled at or being harassed by a rude customer? Like, they befriended them and now they're seeing the guard getting harassed by someone. (I'm sorry if this sounds weird or really specific.)

{ Oh, it’s interesting!

I’m still not a great expert of fnaf but I hopethis answer is good.

~ Mod Ru ~ }

🐻 TOY FREDDY 🐻

You are a good friend of him and youalways do your job right.

Some clients can be very rude sometimes,he feels uncomfortable for you.  Noteveryone can be as chill and friendly as him after all.

By the way, you’re an adult, you shouldtake care of yourself alone and then your job is “checking people” so you canask them to go away if they’re bothering you. You have all the right to do it.You must kick out every person that could ruin the serenity of the pizzeria, it’syour job.

You know, a guard should be resolute anddeterminate, even if it’s day but rude or crazy people are everywhere and atevery hour of the day or night.

Oh, god! He can’t do anything to helpyou, he’s an animatronic bear, what can he do? He’s also very clumsy and chubbyand it’s very difficult for him moving. He still has problem to play videogamesand so he is unable to face those assholes (especially during the day, youknow).

By the way, he speaks with you, givingyou the motivation you need to face those assholes and resolve the problem onyour own and even the satisfaction will be grander.

The world is made by horrible people andwe should learn how to defend our self, we cannot count to others every timeand we have to learn to do it alone. Of course, he’ll be always with you and he’llalways listen to your vent but he can’t fight your fights.

While you’re facing those assholes likethe brave person you are, he watches you from far, cheering you up because heknows you can. Go on and rock!

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🐤 TOY CHICA 🐤

She’s always very friendly with thecustomers and she found a great friend in you.

She did not believe she could befrienda guard but, since you’re an adult, she sees you like every other normal personin this pizzeria and so she has to be gentle.

You have always been kind with her andso she had no reason to be hostile and during the day the pizzeria is such abeautiful and cheerful place where people have fun, laugh and eat together. It fillsher mechanic heart with contentment.

At first, she did not understand whatthose customers wanted from you, maybe some information but you’re not areceptionist. Then she decided to ask to them what they wanted because you werenot the information point and she could serve them but those people did notseem to be interested in her words and they just laughed. They looked at you inan oddly way, their expression was so mischievous.

No, Chika did not like those eyes, sherecognized evilness in their eyes and so she starts observing them and if theykeep bothering you… Well, she won’t be gentle anymore.

You don’t seem comfortable with thoseguys and, since she’s your friend, she has to do something and rude people arenot welcome in the pizzeria anyway. No troublemaker here!

She asks you if you need some help andyou nodded but you are too nervous to say something rational.

Then Chika asks to them in the mostpolitely way, because she’s still nice during the working day –in the morning-if they can leave the Pizzeria because they’re causing troubles and disturbing theemployees.

The way Chika speaks make them nervous, they freak out because she’s still arobot, she’s a chicken but she’s still a robot and her glances are quite… Homicidal,you don’t notice it anyway but then you have never seen those rude guys again.

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🐰 TOY BONNIE 🐰

You are his biggest fan and the two ofyou often do duets together.

At first, he did not know you were themorning guard but a customer who appreciated a lot his performances and so hewas glad singing and playing for you.

Then, when he noticed you were oftenhere, you wear even a uniform and so you could not be a normal customer. He’ssurprised he has a guard as friend, wow.

During the day everything is possibleand he does not care you’re a guard, you’re still nice and he likes you a lot.

He feels uncomfortable for you when henotices those people’s behaviours, how they harass you as if they have theright to do it. It’s unfair.

He’s a robotic rabbit, what can he do? Hecannot be rude with guests and so he asks to Toy Chika and Freddy some advicebecause he wants to help his friend but he does not know how.

They have different opinions but hecannot ignore you and so he decided to have a chat with those people and heasks you if they can leave you alone because it’s not the proper way to behave.

Those guys don’t care about his opinion,he’s still a rabbit, a robot, and so his opinion is not important. It’s prettyoffensive.

Those people should take a visit in thepizzeria at night and then they’ll understand how a rabbit’s opinion can beworthy and they will regret their behaviours.

Then he has a plan and he wants you tomake a bet with them.

Actually, you speak to them and you betthey have no courage to come in the pizzeria at night, because they are cowardsand so they accept the challenge and the animatronics will have a visit thisnight from your dear harassers.

You don’t know why Bonnie asks you tomake this bet with them but you guess, the rabbit has something in his mind.

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🐺 MANGLE 🐺

You are such a great person and shelikes you a lot.

I mean, you don’t define her as a weirdoor a freak because of her appearance and this is what make you special. You’rea different human, and she’s glad about it.

It seems someone is not acting nice withyou recently. Of course, she always acts nice with you, despite you’re a guardbut you gained her trust and this is something.

She does not want to bother you, maybethey are your new friends… Are you going to forget about her?

Well, she’s a little jealous because shewants all your attentions but then she notices you’re uncomfortable. Your eyesare scared and you look at every direction as if you’re looking for something,maybe a saviour.

No, anything is fine, she observes thoseassholes who are harassing you from the ceiling, and then she appears out ofnowhere.

Actually, she is still perched in the ceilingbut her eyes show madness and anger and you notice she has something in mind.

The assholes are concerned and they havenever seen a creature like Mangle, they ask you what the hell it is and youjust say, “She’s my best friend, Mangle.” And she then says “nice to meet you”with sarcasm since the expression on her face is still very angry.

Then you left them alone so Mangle canhave her fun with those assholes, she seems caring a lot in entertaining her guestsin her ways.

Then you just want to be alone, thoseassholes have stolen all your energy but luckily, there’s your friend Mangleand she’ll give them a fair lesson. From their point of view, it’s not veryfair but they have to learn.

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To the mod RU who needs something to be inspired >w> about fnaf 2, the toy animatronics reacting to a child in a wheelchair. Do they interact with them the same way as they interact with other kids?

{ Oh, golly!It’s the first FNAF ask I write and I hope I won’t fail you, my amazing and more expert colleague çAç

Btw, this ask is very cute ~

~ Mod Ru ~ }

🐻 TOY FREDDY 🐻

He has never seen a kid like you. You appear very different from all the other children that usually visit his pizzeria. Kids usually jump, run, dance and move like crazy but you don’t do any of these things. You are always seated on that chair, observing the other kids having fun.

Why don’t you want have fun with the others? It’s your birthday and you should be the one to have the funniest fun ever. 

I doubt the animatronics know what “disability” means. They can’t even imagine some human can have motor impairment but they can guess since humans are made of flesh and they are very delicate. Even humans can be “defective” sometimes.

He thinks you just don’t like dancing, he can understand since he’s not programmed to dance and he’s very clumsy and so he decides to keep you company since his job is to entertain his guests.

He tells you some jokes to make you comfortable or if you want to swing. Isn’t boring stay all the time like this, seated on a chair? He’s lazy sometimes but it’s a little too much.

His jokes and his way to speak amuse you and then you explain to him that you actually can’t walk, since you are paralyzed and you have never walked in your life. 

Actually, it’s been a while since you don’t see some new faces because your over-protective parents always keep you locked up at home because they are afraid you can get hurt and so you’re very happy now you can meet all these new people.

Human parents are really weird sometimes, he thinks, and somehow he admires you because despite your hard situation, you keep smiling and laughing like everything is all right and it’s very laudable. He also likes seeing the positive things of life and don’t get too sad when bad things happen and so he does his best to cheer you up and make this day more special possible.

It’s still your birthday and it’s a shame don’t benefit of this moment of freedom and so he accompanies you on the stage and the two of you can sing some songs together. 

Yes, you can still sing, can’t you?

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🐤 TOY CHICA 🐤

She’s also very surprised of your appearance but not that much. For her you are only a child seated on a chair, nothing special.

She smiles, acting very politely and she serves pizza to you and your friends like she always does. 

Then, when she notices you’re not having fun with your friends and they seem ignoring you since they play all alone and you are still seated on the chair, she’s confused and so she asks why you are not with them.

You explain that you are unable to walk and this wheelchair is like your “legs” but you still have fun seeing the others happy but you have just accepted your condition and you have no reason to be sad anymore.

Are you defective? Can’t somebody repair you? She asks herself why your parents or someone else don’t do something or maybe they can put on you some new legs. She’s used to be repaired when she’s damaged.

With a melancholic smile, you say that you cannot be repaired and you’ll live like a defective human forever. There’s no solution at your problem. 

Somehow, she’s sad for you and she offers you a cupcake, there’s no other way to find our lost happiness than eating a delicious cupcake and you’re agreed with this philosophy since you love cupcakes a lot, too.

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🐰 TOY BONNIE 🐰

It seems you like a lot the guitarist bunny, he’s the one who plays “happy birthday to you”, and you just find his performance super great. 

He’s very glad you appreciate his music and he’s willing to concede you an encore since you’re such a gentle guest.

By the way, he does not realize your condition and when he asks you to follow him on the stage so the two of you can sing together, he’s very confused by the way you move. You stay on that chair, holding its wheels and it brings you around. It’s pretty weird.

You are the one who explains to him your physical condition since he appears very perplexed, and then he understands you are a normal child but you’re unable to walk and it’s very awful.

Actually, he does not need his legs to play his guitar and so you can still find something that can make you happy. You don’t walk but it’s not very important. There are so many other things you can do like playing a musical instrument, drawing, singing or cooking. Wow, they seem all very funny hobbies!

Thanks to his words, you don’t feel so unlucky anymore and you can still have fun in your life. 

Then, if you really want a pair of legs, you should take two of the animatronics’ legs, they can implant them to you, and so you’ll become a bionic child.

It’s pretty weird and kind of creepy having some animatronics parts implanted on your body but you actually find this thing funny and you already see yourself walking and running through the city with your new robotic legs. That’s amazing!

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To the wonderful and fantastic mod RU, I would like some headcannons about king dice with a frustrated reader ^w^ thank you so much

{ Oh, hello, colleague!

It’s a honour answer to your asks uwu 

~ Mod Ru ~ }

🎲 KING DICE 🎲

Sometimes, he’s atrue asshole, he is a gentle asshole since he’s very sneaky and he’s that kindof asshole who acts very nice, politely, and you never know what he has in hismind. Anything nice, anyway.

One of hisfavourite hobbies is to frustrate you and he knows so many ways to do it. He likesstudying you, observing you from afar, not only because you are so enchanting,a sight for sore eyes, but he wants to analyse your behaviours and so he canunderstand how to frustrate you in the most irreverent ways.

When the two ofyou are alone, Dice likes being very romantic and a little bit clingy, and hedoes not stop until you become as red as a delicious strawberry, so frustrated,he cannot resist.

Sometimes, Diceacts like Gomez Addams and he starts kissing your hand, your arm, yourshoulder, until he reaches your neck and your sweet mouth. Oh, he knows youenjoy it. We can say, he would be a great Gomez, and it can be a good costume forthis Halloween.

Another thing Diceadores is whispering nonsense trough your ears, words of love but even somedirty words especially if you get embarrassed during your intimate times. Oh,the way you blush when he says this obscenity is hilarious and very tender aswell. You’re such a cutie.

If you are aperson who gets frustrated for compliments, prepare yourself, when he has tocongratulates for something beautiful, he has no shame. Everything that’sbeautiful in this world must be adored and complimented, you are one of thosethings, and so it’s his duty to let you know how adorable you are especiallywhen you are so damn frustrated.

By the way, don’tworry, Dice acts this way only when you and he are alone because he’s alwayscalm and serious at his job or when he speaks with his boss or with some employees.There are times when he has to be professional and times when he can have hisfun with you.

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Can I get my dreams fulfilled and just get some headcanons about Bean with a girlfriend? Maybe something about her saving another, more timid and shy princess by accident somehow and them falling in love? Just, pls fill my gay little heart with wlw Bean content I am begging you.

{ Oh, thefirst scenario about Disenchantment.

Yeah, I’mreally glad and we love Gay! Bean, she’s so precious and awww!

MORE ASKSLIKE THIS, PLEASE, GIVE ME MORE MORE MORE!!!

~ Mod RU~ }

🍻 BEAN 🍻

You werea Princess of another Land Bean has never heard about, even if at first, shedid not know you were a Princess since you appeared as a normal person, asimple visitor. Not that Bean appeared like a real princess because by heroutfit, you would say everything about her except she was a princess.

Maybe thetwo of you were not as different as it seemed, because your situation was verysimilar to her but you did not know it yet.

You ranaway from your home because of your irreverent parents who wanted to decideeverything about your life even the person you should have married and it wasunfair.

Theywanted you to marry a boy of another land you found disgusting and boring.

It wasnot the only problem you had to face because actually, well, you did not likeboys at all. You were not attracted by them. Absolutely not. You have neverconfessed the truth to your parents because you did not want to delude them,but it was tiring, you could not live in lies anymore and so you have left yourhome during the night like a thief because you were just exhausted of hearing alltheir complaints and screams.

You weresuch an introvert person and for you making friends was very hard but, despiteit, you were glad and curious about this new realm to discover.

During anormal Saturday day, you were walking through the streets of Dreamland,enjoying some good time of freedom, when, suddenly, while you were lost in yourthoughts, something happened, a stranger just hit you, and the both of you fallto the ground.

You werejust so confused that you did not say a word and you raised your eyes,observing the person who hit you.

It was agirl and she was so beautiful that you just sighed, admiring her fascinatingfeatures.

Her hairwas whiter than the snow, and her eyes shined like two blue pearls,

You hadno time to say something that she ran away, after having pronounced a hurry“sorry”. Someone was chasing after her, it was a group of royal guards and soyou have imagined she was a sort of criminal but something in her attracted youso much and you desired seeing her again.

By theway, she was not the only one to being in serious troubles because your guardsalso chased you and you guessed, your parents were so mad at you. You had tofind a place to hide but you did not know this city very well, you had no moneyand no friend here, so you could not even pay a hotel since you spent all themoney you had for paying the carriage.

In themiddle of the main square, you noticed the royal guards of your father and theywere speaking with the same guys who were chasing after that girl before.

They arealready searching for me, you thought until one of them saw you and theystarted running toward you.

The onlything you could do was running as fast as you could but they were obviousfaster than you until something happened. The beautiful girl you met beforecame here to help you and she showed you a new path to follow.

“Hey, yougurl! Come here!” she said, and then you followed her.

The twoof you, followed by a weird elf and a black cat, ran faster than the lightuntil you and Bean reached the forest, and then you two started rolling downthe hill, laughing like crazy. It was strange but also very funny. You havenever felt so free before.

Then, sheintroduced herself as the princess of Dreamland and you did not say to her youwere a princess but you were not surprised, since you thought she was coolbefore you knew she was a princess and so you found her even cooler!

She wassuch a funny, strong and brave woman, you truly admired her a lot and you didnot miss your old life, since you kept staying with Bean, you only cared abouther. She was the centre of your world now and you hoped, it could be like thisforever.

As thedays passed, you and she spent a lot of time together. She also introduced youto all her friends of her favourite bar, where the two of you drunk a lot and playedpoker.

Actually,she taught you so many things even if for Bean it was not a big deal and shestill thought she was not a good person and she always put herself in troubles,her father always complained about her and she was such a brat, but for you, itwas very important. You were glad she was your friend even if you wanted to bemore for her since you felt for Bean a deepest sentiment that could not bedefined as a simple friendship.

Ofcourse, Bean did not realize you had a crush of her, maybe the only one whorealized it was Lucy and he would say, your heart was burning as hellfire forBean, and it was kind of funny.

One dayin the middle of a conversation, you just could not keep yourself back anymoreand you kissed Bean. Her lips were soft, warm and they tasted like beer, it wassomething so beautiful and you were addicted by her flavour but you did notrealize she was staring at you with two confusion eyes and then you realized,you made a terrible mistake.

What didyou do? Why? Were you crazy? Now she was about to hate you and your heart breakingin thousands of pieces. However, before you could run away, she grabbed yourwrist and it seemed, she was not angry at you, well, she was confused but youcould not read anger in her eyes.

Actually,she enjoyed this moment more than you could imagine and she was sad it lastedso short.

So, youconfessed to Bean the truth, that you were a Princess escaped from her realmbecause you did not want to fulfil your duty and you felt so hurt because ofyour parents’ egoism.

Oh, god…Bean could not believe your words. It was exactly what she felt about her life.The sentiment of being always misunderstood, judged or defined as a loser onlybecause she did not want to marry a stranger. You and she are so similar thatshe just hugged you and you returned her hug.

She wasso glad to hear these words from you and for the first time in her life, shefelt truly loved and accepted for the person she was and it was fantastical.Everything was so perfect.

You werenot forced to marry that stupid guy anymore since you have found your soul mateyet and it was Bean. She was the princess of your heart, your one and only,your saviour and nobody was going to ruin your happy ending.

The twoof you could love each other without any fear or preoccupation and the kiss oftrue love was not the only thing that happened tonight.

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Itseemed, even a certain elf was enjoying the view of you and Bean making out onthe floor without any shame since the little elf had still so many things tolearn and see (and he has never seen two girls making love with such passion ortwo girls making love in general).

Oh god…Things become so interesting, so hot, oh god. Seeing him so frustrated andexcited is the funniest thing ever, sorry, but it had to be said, he’s such acutie and he’s also so happy seeing the two of you so happy, he’s not even jealousbecause this show is too amazing! Oh, god!

“Theseshows are very popular in hell, you’re such an innocent, Elfo” said Lucy,smoking his cigar, and even his comment was necessary. He would not say, but healso enjoyed it a lot.

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Headcanon: Summer Edition! #2

FANDOM: Cuphead don’t deal with the Devil~

CHARACTERS: Cuphead & Mugman~

~ 🍵 CUPHEAD :

Summer is the greatest time for a child, and he was waiting for this moment  for months!

You should expect lots of pranks from this cup, don’t let your guard down not even one moment because he’s there to catch you! Of course, he’s very playful!

Water bombs. Water bombs everywhere! 

You take your little revenge and you launch a water bomb on him. 

This is Sparta! A water balls war begins! 

Well, after the game it’s time to take a little break. Ice cream time! In summer there’s no better thing to do than eating ice cream. You wonder to yourself if his cup can become a perfect ice cream cup. Oh, that’s funny but Cuphead does not approve your plan. He’d have his brain completely frozen. It’s not funny at all. You still laugh like crazy!

The ice cream is delicious anyway, and at the end of this day, you two will have an ice cream indigestion and the poor Mugman has to take care of the two of you.

You and Cuphead swim like two little fish, it’s like you two belong to the ocean. It’s marvelous. 

Who reaches the boat first will win. You and him are determinate enough to win this challenge. He loves challenges, you know but you don’t give up. The prize is another ice cream. 

The poor Mugman is totally worried but, at least, you and his brother are having a lot of fun.

You and Cuphead build sand castles, and you two hid yourself under the sand pretending to be awaking zombie. Well, weird but still funny!

Useless to say, you two reach the end of the day total exhausted but truly satisfied.

~ 🍵 MUGMAN :

He loves the beach so much, and he’s glad about spending such a wonderful day with you.

You two are just friends because he’s too shy and he has not found the right moment to declare his feelings to you yet. Such a timid and cute boy he is.

He likes the sea a lot, and he also loves playing just like every child of his age, but he’s calmer than his brother.

He loves building sand castles with you pretending to be the sovereigns of it. He treats you like his king/queen, he’s a gentle kid. Then you understand he has some kind of red feelings for you and he’s too sweet, you cannot help but blush.

You and Mugman take long and relaxing walks through the beach, it’s soft and warm, and then the two of you jump to the seashore to fresh your feet. It’s like paradise.

Sometimes, he grabs your hand, you let him be, and you two look like two lovebirds. So cute! He loves these romantic moments, they are so precious and wonderful, and you just like having him so close to your heart.

He is the one who offers to you an ice cream, of course, and he wants to offer you dinner, too, and everything you desire. Oh, god, he’s just crazy about you.

Then, after having digested your dinner, you and Mug can take a swim. He’s still learning how to swim, he uses the water wings, and so you have to help him not to drown. You are his lifeguard.

The day reaches its end, it seems he still has energy and so you can continue the fun at home, you can talk about so many things. Especially if you are his company, he can converse all over the night.

✧ Mod RU ✦

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Would be Baldi worried if Reader is sick and can’t attend classes?

{ Oh, god!

I remember my math teacher was a shopping maniac and she never stopped talking about the things she bought and she was so snob. She always showed us her Louise Vuitton bags and for her, we students were like peasants X° 

Actually, my school was filled with weird and crazy teachers, don’t know how I survived D: 

~ Mod RU ~ }

📏 BALDI 📏

━  SERIOUS ANSWER (more or less) 

He’s not the kind of teacher who shows affection to his students.

You know, he’s pretty severe with them and sometimes he also appears unfriendly. He is still a math professor and this does not make of him a very loved teacher. Who loves math? 

Unless you were a super nerd or a math genius, he would be worried about you and he would miss your brilliant observations. 

However, if, instead, you were a jerk or a bully who always disturbs his lessons and never studies, he would be very happy you are not here to disturb him and he can finally teach his class without being bothered every second. 

If you are a good student, he will be kinder with you, and after school, he will come to visit you because he’s worried and he wants to know how you are doing. 

Does it sound so weird? Well, it’s actually very weird. 

Yes, he just wants to give you the homework. Just because you’re sick, it does not mean you have to sleep all day. A bit of math will keep your mind busy and you will have a lot of fun.

Math is the best medicine. The best. 

See, not even a cold has been able to stop him to do his job and you have to do your homework, anyway. 

Ah, if you are a bad student, well, you should already know what’s going to happen to you, right? His ruler is excited. When you come back, he will call you on the blackboard to solve a difficult equation, in front of the whole class and it will be so embarrassing.

Have you ever read or watched Pinocchio? There the bad students become donkeys. If you behave like a bad student and don’t solve your math problems correctly, he will make you wear a pointed hat with donkey ears until you become a real ass. So you’ll learn your lesson. 

Baldi is bad. Very bad.

So be a good student - even when you’re sick – if you don’t want anything embarrassing or bad to happen to you. 

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━  CRAZY ANSWER –if you are a really badstudent.-

Have you ever played at the game “Granny”?Someone says Granny is the grandmother of Baldi and there is a reason why theysay it. It makes sense. It makes a lot of sense.

Well, your life will become like thatgame because Mr. Baldi is at your home now, he holds his beloved ruler and hewants to be sure you are really sick and you are not pretending.

If you are pretending to be sick, Baldiwon’t be so proud of you and so you will spend some bad time trying to escapefrom the crazy teacher. You should be used to it, it’s just like a normal dayof school.

Oh, god, he really hates you if he decidedto come in your house only to see what you are doing (actually, he has somegood homework for you because it is the best medicine, as we have alreadysaid!).

If you are sick, maybe you can use it toyour own advantage. What if he gets sick, too. It would be a tragedy and hewill be unable to teach his class for several days. You’ll become the hero ofthe school if you really infect him!

Your room is filled with dirty andinfected Kleenex and this is bacteria’s home now. Maybe Baldi is too confidentand he has not thought about the consequences of his action (but he thinks youare pretending, for Baldi you are a fake sick person).

You are not that fake and you feel veryhonoured your favourite teacher is come here to visit you. Isn’t it a gentlegesture? Oh, god! You just love your teacher and you want to show him all thelove of this world!

You become like 1st Prize andyou just want to hug Baldi and give him love. Spread love!

Love is not the only thing you spread becauseyou also spread so many germs and your hugs are contaminated with germs you give to your beloved teacher so he can feel the germs’ love as well.

You are evil, you have learnt from him,after all and it’s what he deserves for having not trusted you.

Now Baldi is sick and it’s all yourfault but he has no energy to use his ruler and it seems, he has to take someday off because he can’t teach like this.

Revenge, such a good meal to serve at every occasion, even when you are sick. Nothing is sweeter!

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For mod RU to relax a bit: What's a Baldi's and Principal's reaction to their S/O telling them they are pregnant? :o And what's playtime's reaction when she knows she's going to have a little brother/sister? (not like she's the daugther of Baldi or Prince XD a completely different thing)

{ Oh, god, I’dnever desire being Baldi’s child, poor kid D:

BTW, Once I reada cute fanfiction where the Principal was Playtime’s father.

~ Mod RU ~ }

👶 BALDI 👶

This is a bigsurprise.

The biggestsurprise you could give him, and he is perplexed. No, Baldi does not know whatto say.

He’s going tofaint and you have to take him before he falls, for the first time in his lifeyou can see him truly scared and confused.

He’s not ready!You should have said this to him with more delicacy because it’s somethingimportant, it’s something that changes your life drastically. You know, a kidchanges your entire life!

I don’t know (I’mnot sure) if he would be a good father, you know, he usually spanks hisstudents and it would be terrible if he would do the same with his own kidsince we live in 2018 and violence against minors is forbidden, but violence againsteveryone is always terrible.

For his kid’ssake, he should change his philosophy and maybe visit a therapist before havinga child, too. I mean, Baldi is a very problematic man. Seriously, a kid is abig deal and he can’t trait his kid the same way he traits his students!

Perhaps he wouldnot behave in the same way with his own son and perhaps -finally- he wouldunderstand that his methods are wrong and he would decide to say goodbye to hisbad habits. That would be a miracle and his kid could help him to become abetter person.

I think Baldi willfollow a “how to become a parent” course and read so manybooks/manuals about paternity because he does not know a thing about it. He hasstill nine months to learn, there are so many things to learn because being aparent is not like resolving a math problem.

Between the two,you are surely the most judicious and capable parent and you have to teach himhow to be a good father, he trusts you and for once you see him so vulnerable andconfused. He’s like a lost child who can’t find his way home, it’s kind oftender, you could not imagine the fearsome teacher Baldi could be afraid ofbecoming father.

This time, youare the teacher here and he must be the student who learns how to be a properdad.

Wow, that’s a challengebut it’ll be funny and, if you are his S/O, you should still have a lot ofpatience because with this man, you need patience. Good luck!

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👶 THE PRINCIPAL 👶

For him it is nota surprise since he has always dreamed of being a father but has never foundhis soul mate. Finally, he found it because you are the one who filled his lifewith love and pride and maybe it’s time to create a family with his significantone.

You and he havedated for so many years, and so it was obvious you two would want to createyour own family. You two have often talked about this topic, he has alreadyconfessed his paternity desire to you, and it seems, you shared his same dream.Then things happened naturally.

The Principalloves children a lot, you can understand this by his job, and so he has a lot ofexperience with kids and so he would be a good father. You are sure he would bethe perfect dad for your child, you have already dreamt about this moment for solong and you cannot believe it’s finally came!

Of course, he’s avery present and determinate father and he assists and helps you every time duringthese difficult nine months of agony –well, he can’t understand your pain buthe’ll do his best to be by your side and make these nine moths not so terribleand stressing-.

He accompaniesyou to the doctor every time, and you and he also frequent one of those courses about how to become great parents because they are interesting and it’s stilltime the two of you can spend together.

You two also readso many books about children’s names and you are so unsure about the name togive to your little kid but it’s still funny deciding the name, or maybe it’sstill too early to take this decision.

You’ll create together the perfect family!

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👶 PLAYTIME 👶

Oh, it’s such asplendid news, it fills her heart with enthusiasm and happiness.

Well, she stilldoes not know where children come from and so she thinks a magical stork isgoing to bring her brother/sister one day. Playtime spends her days observingout of the window, waiting for this magical stork to come. She’s just too cutethat you don’t want to delude her but she should be calm and don’t be so impatientbecause someday the stork will come but it would never appear in front of otherpeople and so Playtime must be patient.

She is a verylonely girl, that’s the reason why she always asks to the player to play withher because she needs friends and she is sick to play all alone every time.With a sister or a brother, she will never be alone again. She’s very happy!

Playtime bombardsyou with questions about her sibling, what’s their name is, how do they looklike, how they are and so many other things you still don’t know. Every kid makes strange questions and you are not surprised but she is so euphoric andthis fills your heart with joy.

It’s the bestgift you could donate her, yes a child can’t be a gift, it’s just a metaphor toexplicate how she’s happy for it and she can’t wait for the moment she’ll meether sibling.

She will be avery friendly and helpful big sister, even if she’s still very young but she’sready to help you with your mother tasks and take care of her sibling in thebest way she can.

Yes, you madethis girl very happy and, at least, you are sure she won’t be a jealous sistersince not all the kids like having siblings and it’s a big thing. You’re lucky. 

By the way, don’tforget about Playtime because she’s still your little girl and she won’t bealone and don’t put her away because of the new child. Don’t do this and givelove to the both of them equally!