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Hamilton: Ok, if you're going to go and meet people, you're going to need some pick-up lines.

Laurens: Yes.

Hamilton: Let's practice. Hit me with the best you've got.

Laurens: Uhh... you're pretty

Hamilton: I know. Now come on, pick-up lines.

Burr: I can't mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one.

Burr: Manslaughter it is

*playing twister*

Lafayette: Right hand red.

Laurens: *ends up on top of Hamilton*

Hamilton: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Lafayette: I stopped spinning 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

Hamilton: On a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?

Laurens: Pi.

Hamilton: Pi?

Laurens: Low level but never ending.

Hamilton:

Hamilton: Relationships should be 50/50. John cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Hamilton: Wait, how many children do you have? Washington: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

Harrison: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Tilghman: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Meade: I got distracted halfway through.

Hamilton: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Hamilton: It's pretty cold outside... wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Laurens, blushing: Okay.

Lafayette: It's fucking summer.

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