#mod spoop

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usnavi: i left notes with instructions for everyone this evening.

sonny: mine just says "sonny no".

usnavi: i want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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vanessa @ usnavi

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carla: a pessimist sees a dark tunnel. daniela: an optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. vanessa: a realist sees a freight train. nina: the train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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usnavi: i'll have you know that all of my systems are nervous actually

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sonny: while you were being heterosexual, i studied the blade

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sonny, in a high-pitched voice, holding a barbie doll: hey ken! i was thinking about going back to high school and starting a career!

pete, in a deep voice, holding a ken doll: nonsense, barbie, you're staying home and having my kids

usnavi: what the fuck are you guys doing

sonny: playing systematic oppression

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usnavi: "writing things down" is nerdy? what do you do?

sonny: i just forget stuff like a cool person.

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nina: my boyfriend is washing the dishes and i just heard him say “who do you work for? who’s your contact???“ while repeatedly pushing a glass under water

nina: at least he’s having fun???