actually. if a priest wants to keep his vows, he should just wear a chastity cage. simple.

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actually. if a priest wants to keep his vows, he should just wear a chastity cage. simple.
disregarding genders, who would be sharkboy, who would be lavagirl, and who would be max
These are the hard hitting questions that we love to recieve here at Carpe DM headquarters, which is a shitty treehouse furnished with a few pillows and a PlayStation 2 that we have hacked to all be able to record on it simultaneously. After some intense and careful deliberation, we decided unanimously that Max is definitely Vigil. Sharkboy seems like the correct choice for Dee. Lliana is Lavagirl by process of elimination, but it isn’t a terrible fit.
*This list is not by any means the be-all-end-all of Which Carpe DM Characters Are Which Sharkboy and Lavagirl Characters, and we leave this open to your opinions and interpretations as well.
Augh < horny as shit
Please I'm *just* trying to do packer research, not get off. IDK if its dysphoria being weird or, like, really weird phantom limb stuff for a body part I just don't have, but like. I can feel the fucking dick my *god*.
Jacky I wish you were here, you'd love fucking with me like this 🥺
Quick Announcement:
Unfortunately, due to some technical difficulties, we're unable to post an episode this week. During this week, we're gonna be posting some clips of highlights from the podcast on our tumblr instead of holding up our regular post schedule. We're deeply sorry for the off week, but we wouldn’t be able to record and produce an episode in time to post by Friday. We'll be back to regular episodes next week. Thanks for your patience!
Send In Some Questions!
We’re having a sort of slow night and would love to liven it up a little with some Q&A! Send in your questions about the show or its characters and we’ll take some time and give you our best answers!
(This is not for a bonus episode or anything. These questions will get answered on the blog.)
iTunes Issue Fix
I just noticed that there was a problem with iTunes not displaying the first four episodes of the show, and it took a while (and a support chat with a stranger) to fix that but it SHOULD be fixed on iTunes within the next 24 hours. Our core feed is in order but I’m not sure when iTunes checks for changes. In the meantime, if you need to access the first four episodes, they’re available on our site here. Times Roddy Has Pulled Shenanigans To Fix The Podcast In One Way Or Another Count: 3? 4?
Edit: The music from Friday’s episode is queued to post tomorrow and Monday. I’m really proud of both of them and once the arc is over they’ll be available to download (or pay for, if you want, it helps with hosting the site and maybe getting me a decent mic someday) on Bandcamp in a full soundtrack from the arc!!!
I don’t think it was mentioned here, but our first piece of original music was in Episode 11! The music for this arc is being made by @roddyprimes. Depending on the length of the arc, we’ll probably end up with around 9-12 songs. Would anyone be interested in downloading the full OST of this arc (once it’s finished, of course) off of Bandcamp or a similar service?
Carpe DM is on Twitter!
I just went ahead and made a Twitter account for the podcast. It SHOULD post updates every time a new episode is posted, but if it doesn’t I’ll just update it manually. Check it out here, and use the tag #CarpeDMPodcast to post your fanart!