#mod viper

[matt-hoelt-blog]

Can you write Allura + the paladins headcanons where the reader is really comfortable with nudity and the paladins accidentally see them naked for the first time (not dating pleaseee) thank you ☀️

hi love! thank you for requesting this, i had a lot of fun writing this, and simply writing these headcanons in general. hope you enjoy em! -viper

Shiro:-SHIT-he’s SORRY-he walked into your room to ask you some shit about blueprints and he was surprised with his friends TITS-he has his own tits… those are the only tits he needs to see..-he’s!! yelling!! please forgive him -i feel like shiro would have one hand over his eyes and another in your closet to get you a shirt-did i mention that his entire face is fuckigngg RED-red lion WHO-he’s blushing in both embarrassment and attraction and it’s Scary-after he walks out of your room, apologizing, he’s just talking to himself, trying to ignore the fact that you look so NICE and comfortable with yourself

Keith:-keith is disassociating like all the time??? i don’t even think he’d NOTICE you’re naked-tbh i feel like he’d also be comfortable with nudity-i’m cackling i have the image of a spaced out keith just staring at the ceiling, butt ass naked, laying down on his bed-“if there’s infinite space, how many empires are there? ones greater than the galra empire? oh, why is my dick cold?”-he’s 100% calm with you being naked -“hello? keith? i’m naked?? why aren’t you yelling?” “oh, worm?”-suggests you put a blanket on-you reply with a no-“ok”

Lance:-??!?????!?-he walked into the bathroom as you were getting ready for a shower because he wanted to take one as well -“no i am NOT looking at my friends junk!! why am i thinking about it oh NO i looked FUCK”-you’re just casually standing there with a smile trying to make small talk as the water warms up-you then turn around to check the water temp and-“wow nice ass”-IT JUST SLIPPED OUT IT WASNT PLANNED-your instant response is “shut the fuck up lance”-he just says “don’t slip!! bye” and slams the bathroom door shut, sliding down against it-“wow a nap sounds great right now. why the fuck did they act like everything was normal”

Hunk: -he turns around instantly in embarrassment and shock-“hey pidge and i need your h- NO OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO INTRUDE PLEASE DONT BE MAD IM-“-you interrupt him and assure him that you weren’t doing anything!! it’s okay!! -he’s still mortified because he thinks he invaded your privacy so he just walks tf outta there and tells you to get dressed and go to pidges lab-after you help hunk and pidge with some science shit, he comes up to you once more and tries to spit out a “sorry” -but NOPE !! you then inform him that you’re comfortable with that stuff!! you’re not mad at him-everything kinda clicks and he smiles and everything is good !!!-the next few times he walks in on you nude, he’s completely chill

Pidge:-walks in to play a video game with you and you’re just sitting bare on your bed, brushing your hair-she says nothing nor has a reaction-literally just walks the immediate fuck out of your room -not really phased?? she just asks you later on why you were so calm about being seen naked -after you tell her about you being comfortable with yourself and nudity and all, she totally gets it!!-like hunk, she’s chill the next new times she walks in on you-she personally wouldn’t try it out, but once you two start dating, she cuddles your bare form like a little koala-i’m crying i love my koala woman

Allura: -i personally feel like she’s someone comfortable with nudity herself, especially when it’s rare for her to be nude due to her keeping up her royal profile and such-which means she’s fine with it-until she walks into your room with shiro to get you for group training -and you’re just ass naked chillin on your bed-“hi allura” “hello”-like i said, she’s fine with it, so she’s awfully confused as shiro yells rapid apologies and turns away-10 minutes later and she’s been told that genitals just slinging around in open air is, in fact, NOT common in human culture-she’s ok with that because she’s proud that you’re comfortable with such things!!-peaceful cotton candy wife

[matt-hoelt-blog]

Ik you said be specific but I’m in a creative slump rn anyway but also I’m dying for literally anything Lance x reader Like I have been deprived please help

sorry hun! we can’t really go off of a request with no description/you not telling us what you’d like. however, @palalovin, @voltronreaderinserts, @voltronreader, @whitelionspirit, @begrudged-octopus, @spacelionspchew, @panda-noosh and blogs alike all wonderfully write about lance, so i can redirect you there.

[rpbrvegas]

tem mais algum spoiler?

e aqui vai os spoilers que pediu! eu, viper, sou conhecida por ser bem irritante tal qual a harley quinn, e sou loira também! já a vixen ela… como falar dela? se olhar pra carinha dela vai achar que ela tem 20 anos e 20 neurônios a menos. e a crow? a mais certinha de nós três, uma graaaaande pena porque sinceramente, eu queria beij… onde eu estava mesmo? AH! decidimos não trazer skeletons conforme solicitado, maaaaaas toda a equipe será formada por posições estratégicas, isso significa que não teremos skes mas teremos as posições que precisamos para nossa empreitada. além disso, eu ouvi um passarinho dizendo que teremos champagne (ok, eu bisbilhotei na sala do chefe e vi uma caixa). possivelmente brindaremos o roubo com dom perignon, o que eu acho fantástico porque nunca bebi isso. mas é aquilo, tem sempre uma primeira vez, como assaltar os cassinos mais ricos da região… né?

[rpbrvegas]

PFVRR SEM SKELETONS :CC isso meio que limite muito a criatividade dos players!!!

mas vai aqui o meu elogio porque essa proposta foi MUITO criativa, eu AMEII

seu pedido é uma ordem! repassei sua solicitação aos meus superiores e eles informaram que não trabalharemos com skeletons... o que eu acredito que tenha te dado um baita alívio agora. também repassei seu elogio e posso dizer por toda a equipe que ficamos muito felizes e tocados. cê vem com a gente pra vegas né? contamos contigo!

[rpbrvegas]

quero assaltar com vocês, por gentileza.

está mais do que convidade para nosso projeto. particularmente, eu acho "assaltar" uma palavra tão pesada, não é? eu gosto mais de chamar de... projeto. sabe, projeto mudar de vida? comprar um casa nas bahamas e viver a vida em sombra e água fresca... sem superiores me perturbando e, definitivamente, sem ter que acordar cedo.

[rpbrvegas]

eu querooooo

pois somos duas pessoas querendo, ou mais de duas? hehehe, se junte a nós nessa empreitada, prometo muita emoção, piadas ruins e às vezes uma pizza requentada. mas a pizza é por sua conta, ok? pepperoni! nada de abacaxi na pizza!

[rpbrvegas]

vão ter skeletons?

vocês querem/preferem que tenhamos skeletons? vou encaminhar sua pergunta para o departamento responsável e em caso positivo, confirmo para vocês. ou meus superiores confirmam quando retornarem. particularmente falando, eu gostaria de escrever? será que me deixam escrever? fica a dúvida aí!

[rpbrvegas]

tem mais ou menos uma ideia de quando lançaria a central?

respondendo sua pergunta conforme respondi a outra: na próxima semana meus superiores retornam e com eles o cronograma completinho do nosso assalto ao banco central. pera, isso é outro filme, não é? enfim, semana que vem tem o cronograma para agendarem seus vôos, amarrarem bem as botas e se armarem. por favor, não esqueçam de trazer suas armas!