#model cucumber

[victusinveritas]

Uh-huh. Yep. Definitely a model cucumber.

[aliciavance4228]

I found this image of this little thing from Ancient Egypt. It has aproximatively 3700 years and it's known as the "model cucumber".

What is funny is that when you see an ancient object with this type of name or which "was probably used for ritual puposes", the real message is: "We know exactly what this is, but calling it an ancient dildo sounds unprofessional."