#moderately suggestive

[writefortherapy]

i swear i had a shadow layer that disappeared and i cbf doing it again rn

[evil-hetalia-hot-takes]

Bush headcanons:

- Canada has it straight down there and shaves it once a week.

- America dyed it red, white, and blue.

- Italy just lets it grow. It’s curly, hella stinky, and has a curl like the one on his head.

- Germany doesn’t shave, he trims it with special scissors.

- Japan has NOTHING down there and neither does China or Poland.

- Belarus shaved Russia’s initial on there.

- France’s is super hairy but it smells really good.

- England was cursed with a permanent, overgrown bush (with ingrown hairs, ouch!)

- Ancient Rome’s was so long and hairy, he brushes it every morning and shampoos the head hair he calls pubic hair. Sometimes he does funky hairstyles on it!

-Mod Gilbird