Chapters: 51/?
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Thranduil (Tolkien)/Original Female Character(s), Kíli (Tolkien)/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Feren (Hobbit Movies)/Legolas Greenleaf
Characters: Thranduil, Original Female Character(s), Thorin Oakenshield, Bilbo Baggins, Balin (Tolkien), Wednesday McQueen, Bofur, Fíli, Kíli, Bard, bardlings, Dwalin, Smaug (Tolkien), Legolas Greenleaf, Feren (Hobbit Movies), Celeborn (Tolkien), Galadriel (Tolkien), Celebrían (Tolkien)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Modern Era, Strippers & Strip Clubs, Expanded Universe, thorin oakenshield - Freeform, bilbo baggins - Freeform, Balin - Freeform, Legolas Greenleaf & Tauriel Friendship, Modern Middle Earth, Legolas is just like his dad, Bofur's pub, Tauriel/Kili relationship, Tauriel/Kili child, Dwalin - Freeform, Bard - Freeform, Bardlings - Freeform, All the Hobbit characters - Freeform, Engagement Sex, Post-engagement nookie, Engagement Party, Joke Gifts, Stripper pole, Pole Dancing, Drunkenness, Hangover, Hungover, talking about mental health, Mental health/depression, Oral Sex, Intense Orgasm, Aftercare, Smoking, New Job, Jealousy, Unplanned Pregnancy, Bubble Bath, bathing together, Wednesday takes charge, Holy smutballs Batman!, Thats a lot of smut, bagginshield, Drunk and Disorderly, BagginShield fluff, Unconventional Families, Same Sex Relationship, Dancers, Business Owner Thranduil, Smaug is the bad guy, Mentions of Ungoliant, Mentions of Shelob, Mentions of Children of Shelob, Feren is a bodyguard, Bodyguard, Angst, Thranduil misses his wife
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