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Im imagining tattoo au Dwalin all covered in tattoo and just huge and scary and then having a little tiny wife who wears long skirts and doesn't even have piercings like 🥺 opposites attract

Now I like THIS! Definitely opposites. And I also think that Dwalin’s wife would be a lot more bold than she looks. She stands up to Dwalin when other people wouldn’t dare and she knows how to calm him down.

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Chapters: 51/? Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Thranduil (Tolkien)/Original Female Character(s), Kíli (Tolkien)/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Feren (Hobbit Movies)/Legolas Greenleaf Characters: Thranduil, Original Female Character(s), Thorin Oakenshield, Bilbo Baggins, Balin (Tolkien), Wednesday McQueen, Bofur, Fíli, Kíli, Bard, bardlings, Dwalin, Smaug (Tolkien), Legolas Greenleaf, Feren (Hobbit Movies), Celeborn (Tolkien), Galadriel (Tolkien), Celebrían (Tolkien) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Modern Era, Strippers & Strip Clubs, Expanded Universe, thorin oakenshield - Freeform, bilbo baggins - Freeform, Balin - Freeform, Legolas Greenleaf & Tauriel Friendship, Modern Middle Earth, Legolas is just like his dad, Bofur's pub, Tauriel/Kili relationship, Tauriel/Kili child, Dwalin - Freeform, Bard - Freeform, Bardlings - Freeform, All the Hobbit characters - Freeform, Engagement Sex, Post-engagement nookie, Engagement Party, Joke Gifts, Stripper pole, Pole Dancing, Drunkenness, Hangover, Hungover, talking about mental health, Mental health/depression, Oral Sex, Intense Orgasm, Aftercare, Smoking, New Job, Jealousy, Unplanned Pregnancy, Bubble Bath, bathing together, Wednesday takes charge, Holy smutballs Batman!, Thats a lot of smut, bagginshield, Drunk and Disorderly, BagginShield fluff, Unconventional Families, Same Sex Relationship, Dancers, Business Owner Thranduil, Smaug is the bad guy, Mentions of Ungoliant, Mentions of Shelob, Mentions of Children of Shelob, Feren is a bodyguard, Bodyguard, Angst, Thranduil misses his wife Summary:

Originally posted on Tumblr in 2014. Inspired by the video for Bonnie Tyler's "He is the King", set in a modern!au, Thranduil is lonely following Legolas’ abrupt departure five years ago and has begun to frequent a strip club called The Firehouse. There he meets a dancer named Wednesday who brings him out of the darkness. As he starts to rebuild his life and his relationship with his son, an old threat, Smaug returns, threatening to take away everything he holds dear.

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"What to buy. . .? (There are so many choices!)"

"Darling!"

"What about this? (Isn't it perfect?)"

"Dearest, you do realize that is a moose, right? (Do you want to buy it for the baby or for yourself?)"

// Prompt: modern!AU in which Thranduil and Iestil go nursery shopping for Legolas, and of course Thranduil wants to buy the largest and most obnoxious stuffed animal for his son but is under the impression that the stuffed moose he picked out is really an elk.

aka: Why you should never let these two dorks shop together. //