I'll make a man out of you (Bg3 version)
Lae'zel:Let's get down to business
To defeat the Brain
Is this my new party?
Mother Gith, the pain!
We're infected by those ruthless Ghaiks
But you can bet before we're through
Ishtiks I have a cure just for you!
Deep inside the forest,
Shadow lands begin
Once you find your lantern
Kill the Thorms and win!
You're a reckless, gay and horny lot
And I'm sick of your dark urge
Somehow I'll reach the Gate thanks to you!
Astarion: I'm never gonna catch my breath!
Karlach: goodbye y'all my heart said screw me!
Gale: oh I was a fool in school for skipping gym!
Emperor: this girl's gonna stab my back!
Durge: Hope she doesn't see the true me
Shadowheart: Now I really wish that I learned how to swim
Vampire Elf:
You must be swift, less annoying and lethal
Wizard man:
Unleash the force of a great typhoon
Warlock man:
Just Eldritch Blast all those monsters harder
Fierce as the war between Shar and Selune!
Lae'zel: Ketheric, Gortash, Orin
We must kill tonight
Max your every status
And you might survive
You're so gentle for
A Bhaal's spawn
So.. OH SHIT! Is that thing you?
How could I know a Slayer's in you?
Bear man:
Just wet the enemy and hit with lightning
Goth priestess:
Say fuck you Shar and accept Selune!
Red soldier:
You have the strength of a raging fire
Be furious and we'll bring them to their doom!