Sonichu 10 Page 69
Caption: Brit-Tay Rosechu
BRIT-TAY ROSECHU: Sonichu is right, girls; we have had to endure years of abuse and mistreatment. This is our opportunity to seek out or own purposes and fortune.
Caption: Bride Rosechu
BRIDE ROSECHU: I have been praying everyday for this chance. I was to be Asperchu’s original bride-to-be, but Alec saw me weak and feeble. I will show him how strong I am. There is a god!
Caption: Moe Rosechu
MOE ROSECHU: Well, this is just all new to me… it will take a while to adjust and have a full, solid plan…
Caption: Mary Rosechu
MARY ROSECHU: Well, being born parapleigic is no picnic either, but I think I’ll manage. I could really use a long, soapy bath.
The basement Rosechus are shown individually for the first time here. They all have dirty and/or torn clothes and appear visibly weak, due to apparent abuse and neglect.
The first is what appears to be the leader, along with the least weakened, Brit-Tay Rosechu. My assumption would be that her Valley Girl-tacular name is short for Britney Taylor. She is the only one to not be given so much as real clothes, only dressed in a bra, underwear, and the standard Rosechu shoes, and is covered in scratch marks, along with these weird lines across her stomach that I guess were meant to be the outlines of her ribs due to her starvation. She is the most determined to turn her and her sister’s lives around.
Bride Rosechu’s personality seems to have been cut and paste from Angelica’s as she is similarly religious and demure. Now, as previously mentioned, Rosechu had not appeared in Asperchu up to this point, so it appears to be that Bride was the original Rosechu before Alec grew mad with her and tossed her aside (it’s possible all of these Rosechus were bred to be the Rosechu in Asperchu, but the other three weren’t even considered for the role). She is similarly dedicated to bettering herself, mostly to prove Alec’s dismissal of her wrong.
The most traumatized of the basement Rosechus is Moe (no idea on whether that’s supposed to be one syllable Moe a la the bartender from The Simpsons or two Mo-eh like the Japanese term for cute characters), whose legs are constantly shaking. She is completely bald with scratch marks around her head, possibly implying her hair was ripped off in some sort of fight, and her tail is flat and hockey-stick-like. She is simply overwhelmed with the situation and has no plans on what she will do next with her life.
Lastly, there is Mary Rosechu, born without the use of her arms and legs (she also seems to be missing an ear). The interstate teleportation seems to have caused her to fall from her wheelchair, leaving her sprawled across the floor as she speaks her line.
The question of the hour is, of course, why do these characters who, unlike Asperchu’s Chaotic Combo, have no basis in the Asperchu comics, even exist? The obvious answer is to drag Alec through the mud by suggesting he’s an abuser and possibly a rapist, but wasn’t showing the miserable Asperchu Chaotic Combo enough? These characters only go to show how deep Chris’s hatred of Asperchu was by this point.











