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Human Victoria Counts renders drawing of us; attention to detail is outstanding [Mogdoc Drawing Contest Winner, 2012]

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Lifestyle: Inspiring Spring Break Destinations

The Empress recently proclaimed next week as "Spring Break", a time for relaxation. The royal offices of the Citadel will be closed for the entire week. At the Empress's suggestion, several mogdocs under her employ will utilize the time off for travel across the continent.

With that in mind, MNN presents the Top 5 Inspiring Destinations across our beautiful continent of Atlantis.

5. The Beaches of Longmar & The National Gammen Monument

Commissioned by and honoring Empress Broo Gammen, the monument features a colorful, pulsating light display against the dark sky. We suggest viewing it from the beautiful white sand beaches. Be sure to bring a blanket. 

4. The Sacred Caverns below the Citadel

3. West Woods

If you're looking for exceptional hunting grounds, you will find them in the West Woods. It's a place where nature remains untouched by civilization as babbling brooks wind around stately trees. Bring a compass and hiking boots for your week in the outdoors.

2. Elsted Overlook

This spot high in the mountains above the mogdoc Citadel is quite a journey, but well worth the effort. From the overlook, one can see nearly the entire guardian village of Elsted. For those not amused by mouse-watching, the location is optimal for skiing. Rental shacks are located at the south entrance.

1. The Atlantean Library

Recently reopened by historians, this once great library still boasts its original collection of over 50,000 tomes. The guided tour beneath the library to the rare book alcove for a special viewing of the Scroll of Rocknid is pricey, but highly recommended.

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Feature Story: Secrets from the Werewolf Whisperer

Tucked away in a remote part of the West Woods is a cabin where Artemo the Werewolf Whisperer lives and works. MNN recently caught up with him to get his advice for spring training.

Artemo's cabin doesn't look like much. Our reporters approached with caution. Not because of his security measures, but because they were very afraid that the structure would fall down on top of them. However, soon the door opened and our team found themselves inside the headquarters of the Empire's most acclaimed werewolf trainer.

According to Artemo, male wolves are easier to train than females. He jokingly referred to the female of the species as being as stubborn as their mogdoc counterparts.

His second bit of advice is to never use a spray bottle to deter bad behavior. "Unlike domesticated canines these beasts will not respond to a bit of water in the face. In fact, it enrages them," Artemo commented. "Instead, use patience, plenty of it. And don't underestimate the power of a silver bullet to the hindquarters."

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Health & Beauty: 5 Steps to a Deadly New You

Whether you're stepping out to steal treasure or stabbing a comrade in the back, every mogdoc wants to look their very best. Add these simply tips to your beauty regimen for a deadly new you.

1. Sharpen claws daily. A sharpened claw is a weapon that's always close by.

2. Mist gills. We don't use them for breathing, but they still make a statement when we get angry or boastful. Accent them with a light spray to enhance the effect.

3. Exercise with a little swordplay. It's a great way to build muscle tone, working both your arms and legs, and you pick up a helpful skill too.

4. Brighten those pearly whites. Nothing is more intimidating than sparkling white fangs.

5. Work on that evil laugh. It can be a short mwah, or a longer muwhaaaa, or maybe mix it up with a deep huu huu huu. Everyone is a little different, so take some time to see what works best for you.

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Money Matters: Top 10 Time Saving Tips for the Truly Deranged

10. Always put your dragon away immediately after using it. It will take twice as long to clean it up later.

9. When sorting evil plans, be sure to discard the ridiculous ones instead of setting them aside for review later. Evil plans don't get better with age.

8. When getting dressed in the morning, put your hand in the closet and put on the first thing you pull out. You'll save tons of time and if you are truly deranged (or if you just want to appear that way), does it really matter what you wear?

7. A snitch in time saves nine.

6. Presort your weapons before battle.

5. Put the kids to work. Labor laws are for bleeding hearts.

4. Create bullet points for your super-villian rant and stick to it. Evil geniuses tend to ramble on and divulge too much info.

3. Keep important dates, secret launch codes, and ransom demands on a calendar or in a planner. You can steal one and save money too!

2. Use fireballs for fast cooking.

1. Cryogenics is cool...literally! Freeze your assistant now for use later.