Mar 6, 2017
Imagine Mogeko Office.
Defect Mogeko was fired ages ago, but he shows up at the office everyday anyway.
seen from South Korea
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from China
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Venezuela
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from Switzerland
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
Imagine Mogeko Office.
Defect Mogeko was fired ages ago, but he shows up at the office everyday anyway.
Imagine Mogeko Office.
You receive a phone call. It’s a sales Mogeko trying to sell you chili peppers for five prosciutto. You hang up the phone.
You receive another phone call. It’s a sales Mogeko trying to sell hay fever medicine. You don’t need it, and you swear it was the same person who call from before (probably to troll you), so you hang up the phone.
The phone rings again. This time they’re trying to sell you something indecent.
The phone rings again, and they’re offering you a special deal on fluffy parasites? Growing concerned, you cautiously hang up the phone without saying anything.
It rings again. You stare at the phone. It continues to ring and ring and ring, making you thoroughly uneasy. Unable to take anymore, you pick up the phone.
“What do you want from me?” You demand.
“If you love Moge-ko,” The voice is different this time, but it only disturbs you more, “then you’ll buy ten cans of her fresh meat soup!”
“And... If I don’t?”
“Then Moge-ko is going to track you down and kill you.” This time, it wasn’t you who hung up the phone.
Imagine Mogeko Office.
Somewhat Strange Mogeko was never even hired in the first place. He doesn’t get paid or even have a job to do, but he shows up everyday without fail anyway. He attends all meetings.
Imagine Mogeko Castle turning into Mogeko Office. Everything is the same, just instead of living in a castle, its a fancy modern office building.
Imagine Mogeko Office.
You order a necklace a sales Mogeko made sound pretty great, for an even better price. Even if it did turn out to be garbage on a string, it was almost free anyway.
The package arrives. Instead of a necklace there are ten Mogekos in the box.
Imagine Mogeko Office.
Moge-ko is the manager even the company president is afraid to fire. Employees weep as she arrives every morning for work, ready to make their day hell.
Imagine Mogeko Office.
Blood Spirit frequently gets in trouble for getting blood all over the charts they needed for the meeting.
Imagine Mogeko Office.
Prosciutto Fairy and Mogecuckoo are in charge of making sure there are snacks and drinks in the break room.