“Just what did we do last night?”
“Just what did we do last night?”
“You don’t remember?”
“Oh I do, in detail and HD, thankfully.”
“But still–”
“-how did we do this?”
“I’d be happy to show you again.”
“Oh I’m sure you do, but Oliver, the team will be here any minute.”
“… I’m sure they’ll understand.”
“That we’ve basically wrecked the entire lair while having sex?! I don’t think so, hon.”
“Not the whole thing just a…”
“training dummy, computer screen, lamp and a chair. My chair.”
“...”
“I don’t think they’re looking past your arrows lying all around the room either, or your Arrow suit leaving a trail straight to the bed.”
“They’ve already bought a second one, not wanting to share with us.”
“Yeah, no wonder. Look at this! I’d be impressed if this weren’t so extra.”
“I’m proud.”
“Yeah I can tell, your face is all smiley and smug... don’t look at me too long, we need to fix this, not make it worse.”
“You’re getting distracted?”
“You know exactly the answer to that, Mr. Queen. As you did last night when you started doing the thing.”
“Which thing exactly are we talking about? There were many... things.”
“I mean it started ‘cause you’re you, but doing the salmon ladder shirtless was obviously baiting me. Some would even say rude.”
“You put on my favorite dress.”
“As sweet as that is, that line and a shrug won’t help our alibi, hon.”
“We’re newlyweds. Isn’t this expected?”
“Yeah, I don’t think that excuse will hold up either. They’ve walked in on us more times in the last two weeks than ever before.”
“Maybe we could install a doorbell, or lock up the elevators more often.”
“Or try to control ourselves until we’re home.”
“...”
“Never mind, dumb idea. That totally doesn’t sound doable right now.”
“I can’t help but agree, Mrs. Smoak-Queen.”
“Mmm I love when you say that. Both agreeing and my name.”
“Ha ha. And how about ‘I love you’?”
“Yes, tell me more.”
“Mm I’d rather show you.”
“...”
“What–what the hell? Oliver! Felicity!?”
“... busted.”
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put one of these in my askbox for an all-dialogue ficlet
