Molly: Being married to a black is great
Mary: So great!
Barty: The best!
Lucius: The most Amazing!
Rita: The loveliest!
Molly: But they can be a tad bit judgmental.
Mary: and cocky.
Barty: and arrogant.
Lucius: and mean.
Rita: They are monsters.
Molly: so that’s why the five of us formed a secret alliance!
Mary: To help cover up each other’s mistakes!
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Mary: *phone rings* “Hello?”
Molly: “You are all out of orange juice.”
Mary: “I understand.”
Mary: “Siri baby, we’re all out of orange juice! I’ll be back!”
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Barty: “Yup you got it!”
Barty: Archie! We’re out of orange juice! I’m gonna go to the store and get more.”
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Lucius: “Dove! We’re out of orange juice!”
Narcissa: “Why do you care? You hate orange juice.”
Lucius: “Well our three year old loves it so. I’ll be back” *out the door*
Narcissa: “Since when does Draco like orange juice?”
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Rita *getting orange juice, won’t be home when you get back*
Bella *👍*
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Molly: “Honey bee, we’re out of orange juice, I’m gonna go get more!” *out the door*
Andy: *holding a full pitcher of orange juice*
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Can we tell I rewatched modern family?
lovebugs!!
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