#mom-isms

[byz-was-here]

Dudes

Why cuss when you can just say, “Wow”.

[cryingaboutfictionallesbians]

What was her name again - Susan Sweet?

my mother-in-law, asking about rebeccasugar

[childofash]

My mom refuses to buy cookware at garage sales, because what if they're cannibals?

[teacup-giraffe]

don't look at me in that tone of voice

[dogs-dance-dessert]

Alex said I should start putting the things my mother says on the internet because they're pretty funny, so here you go.

Mom-ism of the day:

"I was just thinking that it's amazing how together you are, except for your grooming habits."

And a bonus mom-ism:

"I bought you a box of chocolates, but you don't need it, so I'm going to give it to someone else."

[dean-the-lost-boy-winchester]

One of my Mom's many Mom-isms

Me: *watching a movie where we find out that the lead lady's father committed suicide by slitting his wrists. He's hunched over a tub when she comes in and see's him and starts screaming*

Mom: Well that was kind of him, at least he thought about his family before he died. Hardly any clean up....its all in the tub

Me *blinks* what is wrong with you? The man is dead...thats horrible

Mom: *shrugs* Just saying....

[alicatva78]

HYSTERICAL!!!  "Mom-isms" song to the tune of The William Tell Overture.