#momma tiger posts

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My best friend: Sorry to disappoint, Beyond, but you don’t have a “mean look”.

Me: Oh please, I’m sure I have a mean look! I’m sure it makes people quiver in their boots!

My best friend: if by “people” you mean “adorable baby kittens”, then yes. Before they wobble over and lick your face.

Me: *glares daggers at my best friend*

My best friend: Aw, look at all the kittens coming over! How adorable!

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Celebrating the lost of sleep and sanity

My best friend: Beyond? it’s 4 in the morning, why are you baking a cake? And what’s with the decorations and sweets?

Me: I’m celebrating the death of my sleep schedule and sanity. Want to help?