#monarch shenanigans

[hrodvitnon]

Jia: *riding on shimo's head*

Ilene: *signing* jia. Get down from there right now

Jia: *signing* i'm on a titan's head you're not.

I already made this joke for GvK, but once more, with feeling.

Ilene, signing angrily: Jia, get off the Titan.

Jia, cheeky signing: You're not my mom.

Ilene: GET OFF THE FUCKING TITAN, I AM YOUR MOM.

Jia: You're not my mom.

Ilene: I AM YOUR MOM, GET OFF THE FUCKING TITAN.

Jia: I'm on a Titan and you're not.

Ilene: HEY. GET OFF THE FUCKING TITAN.

Jia: I'm literally on a Titan, you're not.

Ilene, trying not to laugh: GET OFF THE FUCKING--

Jia: You're not my mom.

Ilene: LITERALLY, GET OFF THE TITAN.

Jia: You can't tell me what to do, I don't give a fuck.

Ilene: GET OFF THE FUCKING TITAN.

Jia: No.

Shimo: *has no idea what's going on but is here for it*

[true-king-of-monsters]

No Context Monarch Streaming Shenanigans Quotes (Ghost of Tsushima)

Maddison: OH YOU MOTHERFUCKING MONGOL BASTARDS!

Mothra: FOOOOOOXXX! GIVE HIM PETS AN CHIMKIN!

Goji: Did...did a lightning bolt fry that guy?!

Vivi: AND THE HORNED SAKAI ARRIVED!

Serizawa: If the outfit doesn't match, Jin isn't slaying in it.

Maddison: Whoever said terror is not the Bushido way is not aware of how personal butchering those foxes made it!

[hrodvitnon]

Godzilla: "Do you not...find it degrading and demeaning to be getting chin scratches from an ape?!"

Shimo: "It feels nice, actually. You should try it."

Godzilla: "NO."

Godzilla: THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO GIVE ME CHIN SCRATCHES IS MOTHRA!!

Shimo: ...oh, that's actually really cute.

[hrodvitnon]

I now just have the mental image of Trapper setting up like a tiny clinical building in Hollow Earth or Earth. When Kong takes the Apes to get checked up on by Trapper, it’s like a long line of Apes nervously waiting outside this teeny tiny building to get their first check up in their LIVES. 😂😂😂 By the end of it they get giant lollipops🤣🤣🤣

And the Apes start noticing how everyone looks happier after their check-up and they skip away with a big damn lollipop, and soon word spreads: Human doctor... nice? Human doctor... give treat? Human doctor... FRIEND!

[hrodvitnon]

What if they were exes?

Shimo:

Goji:

Shimo: ...when did you get so tall?

Goji: ...humans keep giving me nukes.

Shimo: ...you still with Mothra?

Goji: Yeah.

Shimo: Cool. Pink's a good look on you.

Goji: Thanks. So... how've you been doing?

Shimo: Well, I'm kinda working for this guy. Big orangutan-looking guy.

Goji: Wait, the big orangutan-looking guy with the bald head and the whip-bandolier made from the spine of one of my kind?

Shimo: Yeah, why?

Goji: FOR FUCK'S SAKE WOMAN

[hrodvitnon]

Jia: *signing* you wanna meet my new dog?

Maddison: sure.

Jia: *whistles, and doug come running down*

Maddison:..

Jia: *smiles*

Doug: : D

Maddison: lucky! All my dad ever let me have was a hamster.

Doug's a good lizard doggie!

[hrodvitnon]

Dinner party with the royal titans

Ghidorah and mothra have refined regal ways of eating. They know all about the salad forks and all that jazz.

Meanwhile kong and godzilla:

Ghidorah: Hmph! Look at those savages, brazenly scarfing down their food like starved beasts! Ugh, they're drooling and making a mess as well. And the noise! Honestly! They claim to be Kings and yet they eat like uncouth barbarians!

Mothra, swooning over Goji eating: Yeah...

Ghidorah: ...you approve? Why on earth do you approve?

Mothra: Let's just say Goji's a cunning linguist with that mouth~

[hrodvitnon]

I recently saw the 'Monty Python' 'Black Knight' scene, and a thought occurred to me:

Since KotM makes Ghidorah's regenerating abilities out to be part of what makes them so alien, imagine an omake where the Black Knight scene is how the first ever time Godzilla beat Ghidorah in ancient times went! xD

It'd be even funnier in an Abraxasverse concept because, unlike the Black Knight, Abraxas-Ghidorah is being completely sincere when they're verbally brushing off Godzilla dismembering them even if Godzilla hasn't had enough experience with them to learn that yet! XD

(Very sorry for the wait, I didn't have my meds for like two weeks and focusing was difficult for that time but now I have them and OH BOY I NEED TO CHECK THAT INBOX!)

Godzilla: Now accept your defeat!

Ghidorah: 'TIS BUT A SCRATCH.

Godzilla: A scratch? Your wing's off!

Ghidorah: NO, IT ISN'T.

Godzilla, points at severed wing: Well, that's that, then?

Ghidorah: WE'VE HAD WORSE. THIS IS BUT A LOVE TAP COMPARED TO THE THINGS GIGAN HAS DONE TO US...