"That was one hell of a fucking ending wasn't it?! I bet all you viewers at home were at the edge of your seats watching the whole god damn thing."
"I bet everyone despaired over the ending...
...Over the truth...
...Ah...how I burn with envy for all you who mourned and despaired over my death. The death of despair could not be outweighed by the despair of life, yet the despair of life lasts much longer, but the despair of death was so much more worth it."
"In other words, the despair of life is the same awful feeling you get when a waiter makes eye contact with you and has the food you ordered, but it's for another customer, chu chu~ Meanwhile, the despair of death is the feeling when the sound of the plate with your food touches the table, chu chu~"
"For the more perverted people, it's like foreplay and then actually having sex, but I'm a pure hearted, despair lovin' bear! I have no interest in your sick twisted fantasies!"
"But ya know, just cuz we're done with this class doesn't mean we don't have more students waiting to make their appearance, chu chu~ I won't say it twice so listen up: if all goes well, we're gonna make a second season with quadruple the despair, chu chu! That's right, we're gonna have season 2 if we get enough funding...uh oh, I said it twice..."
"Without a doubt the information I have provided is accurate and up to date. All evidence needed is found after I- er, my darling Monobear has restarted himself...yes, she is now in the game as well. Not to mention, those who follow the anime will now have a more in depth knowledge of just exactly caused the Worst, Most Despair-Inducing Incident in the History of Mankind. I'll be generous as always and won't spoil anything; however, once production is finished the second season is launched I will spoil all you like there's the tomorrow. Nothing will be tagged, nothing will be cut short so you can read it on my profile."
"And if any of ya dipshits have a problem with it, go ahead and unfollow me. The first game is gonna be three years old and the second game is over a year old now, so get the fuck over it!"
