#monroestarter

[reaganxstein-blog]

“Anyone want a dog? I found him but there’s no way in hell I can keep him, sooo...someone step up.”

[seanfabu-blog]

    “As thankful as I am for having two fantastic dads, I am a little relieved that Father’s Day has come and gone. All the pressure for perfect gifts was really starting to mess with my head, and now I can just relax.”

[reaganxstein-blog]

“Need anything? You’d have to pay me - Obviously. So yeah.”

[quinnhfs]

Did you know today is the longest day of the year? It’s seriously felt like it and everything, what’s up with that?

[ameliedamn-blog]

“Excuse you, you’re not supposed to be in this bathroom. There’s clearly a WOMEN sign on the outside of that door.”

[misscatherinecoleman-blog]

I took something with an old dude last night and I woke up this morning with pictures of his junk on my phone. Wanna see ‘em? 

[the-calvinjohnson]

{Watches you trip} That was amazing!

[tracewestwood]

Fuck it. That's what people who don't care any more say, right?