(Digitally Downloaded/Robotic) Dr. Harley Sawyer x Monster Fucker Player (You) Headcanons/Fic (PART 1)
• When you first meet Harley in the train, Harley is genuinely confused why this….germ is trembling whenever he starts talking. You had been warned about the Doctor but FUCKING HOT DAMN nothing could’ve prepared you for the baritone of a voice he had.
• He eventually leans into the idea of manipulating you for his own selfish gain. You don’t really see the red flags right now…the eyeball man has a really sexy voice.
• Throughout the different tests Harley arranges, Harley discovers you aren’t as dumb as he originally thought. You let Harley monologue and giggle at his strange questions and observations. You’ve also learned that irritating him is relatively easy, you do this often and he yells at you with no real threat, for now.
• You randomly flirting with him and the idea of him NOT being human = Hot makes him short circuit; he is genuinely not accustomed to people openly enjoying him or his company. You get berated with empty threats for this, they make you laugh. You’re starting to understand his personality and he is utterly confused by yours.
• Player sees one of the robotic bodies and is immediately fascinated by the work and Sawyer is speechless for once. You’re supposed to be fucking scared and here you are obsessing about damn robots. HIS robots… him.. Harley can’t help but find you interesting and starts turning more of his attention on you exclusively.
• You continue to let him monologue, but now you ask clarifying questions: Why is that important to you, what do you gain from doing this, will this make you happy?
• These questions cause Harley to short circuit again, he’s struggling to understand you and your deeply invasive nature. You’re loud, you laugh too much, and you somehow know how to ask questions that make him reflect a little deeper than anticipated. Why do you see him??
• You are now a labeled as “anomaly” instead of… no no…wait… you’re still a germ but you’re now his germ because you’ve piqued his interest. You’re an invasive species of germ that’s infectious even to him. He never flat out says “You’re mine” rather…it would be “irresponsible” to leave you unmonitored and not under the “scientific scrutiny” of a doctor as knowledgeable as himself… yeah okay dude lmao
• Harley hovers around you, whether that on the cameras or with a robotic body, he’s always near you in some capacity he is helping you through the damn factory whilst talking to you about scientific studies he accomplished before things went…left. You’re basically inseparable though… if you ask him, you will get called a delusional idiot and some creative analogies describing how idiotic you sound (it’s totally not that he LIKES you or anything)
• You make a game of how many insane things can you say to him until he short circuits and you’ve basically realized by now…
• Harley’s a god damn Tsundere, and you’re going to enjoy torturing this poor creature.












