#monster so

[jelissa-croft]

"My child is fine"

Your child is so touch starved they fantasize about being in a relationship with a Naga for the forced cuddle sessions when their reptilian partner gets cold.

[dreadwings-big-fat-spike]

I'm about 3 seconds away from bolting into the forest to find myself a monster spouse.

[teacupfullofstars]

Thinking about walking though an old mossy water garden, filled with exotic plants and odd animals that my ancient lover has collected over their long life. 

[in-the-shadow-of-a-wolf]

Well I found this and now I know more about myself

[at-least-monsters-love-me]

Spooky season? I think you mean SO season!

Smooches my monster SO

[theshyprey]

....does fucking a zombie or a vampire make you a necrophiliac?

[captiancap]

Gargoyles love to cuddle because they are cold and hard and think human skin is like the comfyest and most neat thing to touch. It could also be said they can't feel the soft but the texture is definitely intriguing.

[itsthesinbin]

Hello! So, I saw headcanons of yours about Mass Effect with monster s/o and I was like heLL YAS!! can I ask Garrus, Thanos, Jaal, Grunt and Male Sheperd too if it's possible, with a female! werewolf! s/o. Her wolf form is really big, like around 6'3". (sorry if there's anything that confused you, english isn't my mother language ;v;)

your english is very well done, dont worry!! feel free to ask for more monster s/o stuff later :3c

Mass Effect

Garrus is... extremely confused. No one ever told him humans did that. He’s surprised at how tall you become, as well. He finds out why you love his claws- he’s had you on your back, scratching your sides and stomach to the point you’re whining and kicking. Never thought he’d be doing this to his girlfriend and not a pet, but... he’s seen, and done, weirder.

Thane is amused by how energetic you are, and humors your more animalistic side by playing fetch. When he’s tired, you force him to lean against you. Your a living furnace, and the heat helps him relax.

Jaal is... so delighted, honestly. The human race is unique, and seeing something like this...  it’s incredible. He asks so many questions, as does his family when you meet them. You end up letting children ride around on your back, or chase/”wrestle” with them, and he feels his chest get warm at the sight.

Grunt is HYPE. FINALLY, a non-Krogan that he can spar with that WON’T break that easily! Most of your “dates” involve you two going to a bar, getting drunk, and then fighting in the middle of the bar in a makeshift ring while people bet on who wins. You’re banned from a lot of bars.

Shepard makes a lot of dog puns and jokes, much to your dismay. When you’re mad, he pulls out the “man talking to his tiny dog” voice and asks if you want a belly rub to calm you down. He stops when you punch him in stomach. For a while, at least.