#monstercalamity

[askcapeddarkness-blog]

Mun! rate your friends huggability and adorableness

[[Oh man! ALL my friends are adorable and huggable! I have the greatest friends. Sometimes they might not love themselves as much as I love them but that just means I need to love them twice as hard!]]

[[And I never mind doing that.]]

[alongcameacyborg]

monstercalamity replied to your post:"Oh no, don't resign, don't let alien jesus stop...

MACHINE GUN BLOW MYSELF

machine gun blow that crunch wrap  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[alongcameacyborg]

monstercalamity replied to your post:none of you have asked me if the makeup i wear...

“It’s because no one cares, bargain mall goth.”

“Piss off you poorly groomed vagrant.” 

[askcapeddarkness-blog]

KILL (or A Click and a Bang) / DOMINATE ME //your choice do whatever you feel inspired to ;v;

Kill

“I didn’t want it to come to this.”

But, really, it was going to, wasn’t it? The kid wasn’t really a kid anymore, was he? He was a monster. Growling, snarling, killing people who didn’t deserve it. There were people in this city who didn’t have to die for Garou’s thoughts on justice. 

Even if the kid was right, and he was, Saitama couldn’t let this continue. 

He had hoped Garou would back down but, like this, he wasn’t sure he could. The kid had never exactly been fond of him, but Saitama had always seen potential in the younger man. A potential he himself had lacked. 

Garou would have been a great hero. 

But here, looming over him, aiming an attack at him...Garou was a monster. A monster that had meant something to Saitama. A monster that had made him frustrated and angry and so fucking proud when he’d managed to leave a bruise on his face. 

He aimed that punch and it hit true. Nothing but a smear and a pinch of dust left. 

“I didn’t want it to come to this.”

Dominate Me

It had been a strange request but, well, whatever right? It wasn’t like Saitama had anything better to do today. 

He had Garou’s wrists gripped in his hand, holding them over his head while he ran one hand over his chest, dragging his hands over Garou’s skin slowly. Saitama could be patient but Garou? Well, he was not. 

He was writhing, trying to get out of his grip. Saitama had the younger man’s legs spread wide, locked under his own against the chair while his hand dipped under his clothes. He took shuddering breaths, trying not to make too much noise. 

“You can make noise,” Saitama whispered, hand dipping into his pants, “you’re safe here, Garou. No one can hurt you.” He nipped his ear, gripping his erection to stroke it slowly, listening to the way his breathing picked up, the sharp whines letting loose from his throat. 

“Let go,” he murmured, kissing his neck, holding him tight so Garou couldn’t get away, “let go for me. You’re safe.” 

It wasn’t all that much longer before Garou came screaming, the slow pace making his thighs shake like crazy, need and frustration pouring out of him like a hurricane. 

It ended on Garou panting, slumped in Saitama’s lap, mouth open and drooling. And Saitama just let it happen. IT was better that way. 

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monstercalamity replied to your post:Please don't bite me, you'll hurt your teeth,...

“You want me to /affectionately bite you/ that bad? That’s gross. Gimme the fucking pudding.”

“No, I said don’t bite me, then you said you don’t like me, so I’m gonna go eat this pudding.”

He wasn’t gonna eat the pudding. Really, he was gonna put it in the fridge knowing Garou would take it anyway. But he did kinda like messing with the kid. 

[alongcameacyborg]

monstercalamity replied to your photo:i hecked this up and it just didn’t finish it, but...

I LOVE HIS SHOULDER-PLATES HE LOOKS LIKE FIRE NATION MATERIAL

THEN I’M HIS UNCLE IROH BC ALL I DO IS DRINK TEA 

[alongcameacyborg]

monstercalamity replied to your post “i feel like every time i draw genos, his lips get fuller and fuller...”

"wow gen ur lips r so voluptuous" "the better 2 blow u with sinsei" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

hey, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey 

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monstercalamity replied to your post:have you ever bottomed?

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...You’re creeping, aren’t you?