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Humans are not Hylians AU

Links: using a variety of weapons and items to defeat their enemies

Meanwhile, The Human:

(And yes, it is Jesus beating up some guy. Idk why this exists, but hey, it exists.)

This is peak, god im so glad theres like 1 other person out there that thinks abt hanh au lmao

Bro the power would go to my head So Fast once i realized i didnt even need weapons to punch and actually deal dmg to monsters in hyrules 😩

OHMYGOD DO U THINK IF LIKE LIKE!! Do u think this would happen to the Links: the trope of Character A being all logical and like planning and "no lets talk to them" is finally like "ok well i tried everything, B go off"

And Character B/Your ass just comes in Swingin 😭

Like "well nothing worked so throwing hands it is" AHHDJLLJFCCC

Absolutely hilarious, Warriors/Sky/kinda Time being all proper and knightly and and shield up and Academy taught proper fighting tm against a big boss monster and it just isnt working and just sighing and giving up, like deadass going to the bench/sidelines on the game and ur over here like "PUT ME IN COACHHH" LMFAOOO

They learn shit like that from you, and now when its reached last resort its up to like, anyones bombs and ur human Slapboxing and acting out WWE moves, and they literally TAP YOU INNN IM FUCKING ROLLING

Yall i recently watched Zenshu, and,, i lowkey think the ML is inspired by Link, I think you should def check it out bc theres a scene kinda similar where the MC whos from modern Japan animates to life a Luchador (i think its called/spelled?) wrestler while theyre in a fantasy medieval esque world 😭😭

Anyway thats you fr LMAO

Thanks for the meme ask 🫡 much appreciated

Peace out

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LU / Guide!Reader

Im going to sleep as i type hut the world must must know this

Tylers "ill take care of you" new sonng is a perfect harmony of legend of zelda Links vibe, (ill take care of you) and Guide readers modern gamer vibes made irl (knuck if you buck boy! Aint fuckin with no hoes- etc.)

Like if ur saw that tiktok trrned of the othwr tyler song (ok ok ok / la la la) and how someones put character A and B, this is that but less basic and more gay

The perfect combo of something so meme and silly and nott taking urself sereriously and raging at a video game and cussing out the villain characters and the warm love of the main character just looking at this goofy, kinda protective playerguidee mess and saying "my love" with that gaze of Gomez-looking-at-Morticia whole time, like things ars exploding around them and you mightbhacde cause it tbh

If you would watch "Zenshu" the anime evrrything would make sense, youd getthe world im in, go watch it and come back, ill wait

"Tldr Ill take care of you" by tyler the creator is peak Link/Guide Reader theme song ok post send twee

t stop why dont it imbed wtf ur supposed to listen amhwile reading this shit fukc help guys im too ritred for yhis

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the concept of humans are hyilan space orcs are fascinating to me and i an searching for more crumbs i am respectfully begging you for just crumbs plz

Idk when u sent this bestie but I got you

Srry to give yall a taste then ghost you constantly 😭💔

Luckily I got some other blogs into the idea I think, so my HaNH agenda is spreading

(Sidenote: which looks better, HANH or HaNH for future reference for this AU?)

Hope this satisfies u some in the meantime!!

Inspo off this post*

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"What do you mean you can't walk on the bridge? It's a bridge. What else are you gonna take??"

The red and green tunic wearing hylian turns to ask you, face scrunched up unamused and sassing you.

You an entire foot taller than Legend, huff at him.

"I meant what I said. I can't walk on the bridge. It's wooden."

The teal dropping pointed elf hat that most Links have worn at some point, just in green, swings around as he looks back at the bridge, then you. Then back at the bridge again.

"Yes. It is. I can see that. We all can see that, right guys?"

You roll your eyes as you hear a few chuckles, Warriors gloved hand swating at Legend's covered head in rebuke. The veteran hero squawks at him as he slaps at his hair in retailation.

You sigh, continuing for the Links that are slowly making their way closer behind you and beginning to pass by you three, coming up to the beginning of the long wooden bridge that drapes across a small valley.

"It's a wooden bridge, that's been outside, exposed to the elements and probably has some wood rot genius. It's held up by ropes not even wooden poles. There's no way that's holding me."

To show them, you step around the two drama queens as they stop slowly to watch you demonstrate. The other hylians pause, the heroes watching with various levels of curiousity and boredom.

You stand on the cliff edge just in front of the wooden bridge, reaching your tenny shoe covered foot out to lightly tap on the bridge, putting no weight behind it. The bridge creaks ominously. You carefully keep your other leg straight to hold you on steady land as you let your extended leg's weight rest more and more on the wooden bridge. It whines high-pitched, like a haunted house begging for mercy before a sharp crack! resounds through the air.

You immediately pull your weight and leg back. The wooden bridge groaning back into steadiness.

You turn around on to face the hylians behind you, some gaping (Wind, amazed and clearly wanting to harass you more about your human biology). While most stare with widened eyes or eyebrows pinching hard in confusion. You subtly take out your phone and catch a few Twitter reaction meme worthy pictures.

Legend coughs, rubbing the back of his hooded head, his pink streak looking brighter next to his (pinkened?) cheeks.

"Well. I'll go with him to find another way down."

"Thanks."

A few other excited heroes voices piping up out of their shock to join in, the more excitable ones crowding you. Legend complains loudly he offered first.

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Ahh, I hope that was smth interesting or at least a decent crumb, I was improvising/freewrjting it so :/

This was meant to be a quick scenario of the other post abt humans weighing more than hylians that i just had stuck in my head

Peace out,

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