Olaa, kinda new here and my brain just go brr with ur content hehe
Rambling here, ur humans r space orcs, hylian ver really made my endorphin lvls HIGH.
So, a thought. Perhaps some/all of the chain r really being reckless or self-sacrificial that it's become somewhat of a norm and has gotten to a ridiculous amount of times happening and the reader just simply S N A P S.
Like the stress lvls r high and is literally an inch away from pinching them lil twitchy hylian ears til the pain imprints on their brain and makes em remember said pain the moment they even think of another reckless plan or some self-sacrificing bs.But ofc, reader won't do that, unless.....(maybe after the scolding)
So, when they decided to stop somewhere to rest n all, and started to plan, this one plan being so reckless it made the reader's eyebrow simply twitch b4 clenching a hand into a fist and simply striking the conveniently placed huge ass boulder beside em.
The cracking noise gets the attention of most if not all of the chain and they just simply stare as the reader rips em a new one.All the stuff reader yells at em just simply enters one ear and leaves the other as their brains r just really bein like:
'oh.'
'that was hot.'
Masc/Male reader pls. Never knew I needed smth sm in my life tbh 😭
brOO FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE HAS HAD THIS SCENARIO IN THEIR MIND BESIDES ME OMG are u a mindreader or we might be the same person bc ive had this Exact same thought before <3
You when Link (any) tries to make stupid Tragic Protagonist Plans:
lmao ^
i used an excessive amount of meme photos in this, hope we're all ok with that, yeah? yeah, thanks.
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Moon: Masc!Reader (he/him/you)
Orbit: Headcanons and Scenario at end… ish, + Hanh AU! humans are Not hylians AU) + Player / Guide!Reader AU
Stars: a taste of everyone (except only a sprinkling of Wind at the end, I was focused on the romance mb🙏)
Comets & Meteors: CWs: display of violence (reader punching rock and breaking it, Not used as a threat) & TWs: explicit talk of self-sacrifice, mention of m*rder-su*cide, not explicit or actually happened, just a sarcastic question about Links tendency to self-sacrifice.
Please comment if I missed any. /gen
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ive deadass had this dream - like damn ig all this media of protagonists sacrificing themselves/being reckless with themselves has really taken its toll on us all lol
and you knowww every single one of these mfs are guilty of ts too
not a single innocent hero in any of the hyrules, in any of the timelines,
legit if ur a mf named Link (and ur usually blonde), ur making dumb as shit plans that probably involve u throwing yourself dramatically off or onto or over something or someone to make a some dumb save
No but when I say ur the rock, ur the right hand man, ur the male protagonists level headed male bestie that keeps that mf down to earth whenever he's losing his shit over the plot/villains/savior complex oop i mean what who said that
"I'm gonna throw myself after Princess Zelda because she just fell off a cliff!" No you're not Sherlock. Pull out the glider you've had this entire adventure, or even the grappling hook, and catch her that way.
Fav quotes of urs u yelled at the Links over the course of each of their respective adventures that they shared together after gossiping abt u over the campfire one (of many lol) nights:
"ok, let me hold your hand when I say this… if you dive in front of someone to block them from a Ganon blast, (or whatever the fuck i dont care what its called blondie) … and mind you, thats u being AWARE there's a prophecy about how ONLY you, yes You, LINK, can save us ALL, … and yet you still dive headfirst into the shot instead of pulling out your shield. … do you want to commit a reverse murder-suicide Link? Be honest. "
"Bro, this is too cliche. don't throw urself off a cliff after her, it's cringe Link"
"Yknow this is why my world invented test-dummies."
"hey.. so it's actually Not heroic to be a Loser. I thought that was the whole point of heroes, they're supposed to win. So why would you make plans where you lose "
"I dont know if you know this, but we have strategists. Like, hyrule has strategists. Hylians that make strategies and everything. That's their whole thing, shockingly. Dude, I'm serious, they get paid for this, and you Don't, let's just ask a professional what we should do-!"
"Please, I'm begging you, just get a scarecrow that would literally have the same effect"
"Strike 2. Do not let me get to Strike 3 or you're gonna have to find someone else to sacrifice themselves for you to protect urself from me."
"I will be finding a hylian therapist for you if this behavior continues. Stop."
"I love whatever is wrong with you… but also I'd love that wrongness even more if it wasn't trying to constantly take you out"
(^ that one did get a ditzy entirely oblivious lovestruck look out of Sky when he quoted you saying that)
its just a constant deja vu as every adventure theres the pan of Link looking determined, charging forward into absolute chaos when he doesnt rlly have to, and then cutting back to you standing in the background like:
ffs.
….
omfg
wait, not you suspecting some of them began to do it on purpose for increasingly ridiculous scenarios just to see how youd react/save them
(AND YOU BEING RIGHT, THO U NEVER KNEW FOR SURE LIKE)
You, after like a MONTH into every adventure: "… I know that mf is throwing himself into danger just to get me to save him, but I just can't prove it."
LMFAOO
ok so lets rate the worst to least offenders: LMAO
HARD TIE between Legend and … TIME. im being so deadass pls trust
these crazies be out here, even subconciously at times lol, wanting to be the damsel in distress for once (i mean its not like they dont have enough distress in their lives to count :'/🤷)
Legend moreso subconciously i would think, like not being as careful in a dungeon bc his first thought walking into a new chamber is "my guide is right there, he's watching my back, so i dont have to realllyyy check it all out, yup its fine, now where's the treasure??"
like he coulddddd do his usual routine (that you drilled into him after one too many times seeing initially try out dungeons and do a terrible job checking his surroundings) like the usual checking doorways for traps, keep shield and sword up, kick a rock into the first few feet of the room for traps, etc. But… ur right there…. and boom, he's on his ass and a giant swinging axe is coming right for him, and you've basically telelported with ur human legs running full sprint as they are to scoop him up, like an oddly shaped purse, to bolt across the room and bob and weave ur way around enemies/traps until yall are safe
(… he's glad the dungeon is dark bc then u cant see his red cheeks lol - legit that meme with Legend being: "…do i even weigh anything to you?" You: "No. It's like holding a couple of grapes." )
then there's… Time. Time is Conscious. Time is making the Choice to do this to you. Time is so aware he's giving u early gray hairs, this bitch. /affectionate
he's rlly out here like : ✨oh nooo my guide come savvve me, ur such a strong human helpppp ✨ (ik u will)✨
this little brat, it doesn't matter what age he is, this shameless mf is just sitting pretty in the middle of a boss battle room with flames everywhere like casually polishing his sword, badly stitching up a hole in his pant leg or smth, looking all pitiful, seeing u and smirking and looking around all "oh no! the boss is here! what ever will an unprepared hero like myself do?? Oh but my human companion, my guide is here! He is so reliable and kind and wonderful! My hero! A hero's hero!!" …
this bitch.
(a clothing repair btw that obv wont hold up, until later he weaponize incompetence tricks you (in a cute way) into actually repairing it, in a big ole blue eye looking up at you type way, even when he's older and his other eye is closed then he'll open it just for Extra-Kitten-Sitting-In-the-Rain-Effect, like literally sitting down all lip pushed out to pout, arms limply holding a needle all "confused" why his "earlier stitches" didnt work?? sad tall ass, completely armored up badass looking blonde elf man actually looking at you like: pls🥺ur an even better man than me, u can sew And stab, help poor little old me, pretty pls guide?? 🥺👉👈 pathetic.)
GUILTY AS SINN ^^^
coming in third is Wars, also just as guilty, but he's less likely to make it Big Self-sabotages like the previous two, he's guilty for the crime of frequent smaller self-sabotage plans lol
Like youre holding the map, telling him which way to go and even tho he's right beside you, you just told him to take the right path, the left path has brambles and dramatic fog and everything, and u still have to just, grab his scarf just in time to keep him from taking it 💀
aint no way theyre all accidents, its like 3-5 times a week whenever ur on his adventure with him
(he's got enough pride to not look like a complete fool in front of his soldiers, but not enough to not trip right in front of you and trick u into catching him like a swooning maiden. also yes, the knights know this. their Captain is the definition of strong, tall and capable to everyone, always the reliable one, an ideal leader, until you're within his line of sight, then he's getting all clumsy and shit, acting like he dont even know how to sharpen his own sword or "missed" a few buckles on his armor. Down Bad.)
Also looks all kicked puppy apologetic and like a little blonde himbo man abt it, then you go to fix his scarf that's wrapped all around his helmet on the back, and he just 🥰💕😍💘🧚♂️💑🌈
(his knights seeing this their Captains face do this in real time as they were all lined up for his speech before you walked by like: )
(…we know what you are. ashdkfsllLMAO save them fr)
(truly the Opposite of wingmen they can never get you to be aware enoughof it lol)
unsurprisingly, Sky is fourth as bad abt swooning into ur arms, but the worst part with him is that he so genuinely thought his plan to somewhat/completely self-sacrifice himself was a Good Idea. 💀
its the way things to throw himself off of are too easy access for him, like cliffsides, mounting his Loftwing, etc.
menace, ur constantly using ur buffed up only-human-in-hyrule abilities to hella jump to catch him or just divert whatever the threat was and do ur own non-Link-sacrifice plan instead
the first Link that you scold out of actual anxiety, bro set the precedent LMAO
ur out here like "No. they will Not be writing the legend of the Hero of the Sky ending it with 'and the hero sacrificed himself for the greater good', I will not allow u to be a bad influence on the others" lol u knew them being protagonists itd already be a problem, so ur not gonna let them encourage each other, even before u reach the LU part of the timeline lmao
bro does not have good risk assessment skills bc of Skyloft, i blame them
(u may or may not have let Ghirahim get enough time/words in to creep him out of some dumb ideas he was abt to to like throwing himself in head-first lol)
(you definitely caught him one time and heard a forlorn, wistful smitten sigh out of him, only to turn and Sky's just "AhHaHA thanks so much bRo! Yup, yeah, u can put me down now, yeP, super StrOng- ahem- thank yoU!!" )
Twilight and Wild tied also for 5th place of worst to endanger themselves when there are definitely Other Options
In different but similar ways, they just be passionate and feel like the thing needs to be done right then and there and wont take even a second to remember they have a grappling hook/glider they definitely can pull out of their magic storage very easily
it mostly amounts to you panic snatching Twi up like a kitten, him dangling in shock, and you immediately finding said useful items and putting it in his hands and then pushing him back into the run he originally broke out into
(omfg omfg but actually. so twi's not consciously trying to throw himself at stuff, like some of the others so far, but u bet ur ass he IS Conscious and Guilty of doing it on purpose as Wolfie. This also did result in you retaliating with: "Bad Dog!! Bad boy!!! >:( !!" frequently so he did reel it in some out of shame after joining the Chain bc they eventually all knew it was actually him lol )
the worst bc he'll Actually do puppy dog eyes, UNINTENTIALLY TOO, after sitting and being scolded by u and just bc he has to look up at u lolol
Wild is tied bc he also be throwing his body like a ragdoll at things like Twi, except he's actually the worst so far bc bro is Not sorry 💀
You: "You could've died!!"
Wild: " 🧍. It was all I could think of tho"
You: "WELL LET'S GET YOU IN THE HABIT OF THINKING OF THROWING SOMETHING ELSE FIRST AT THE PROBLEM INSTEAD OF YOURSELF."
ur actually like this @ Wild the most:
bc he has all these gadgets/Sheikah Slate functions on hand in comparison to the others who admittedly have like most reliably bombs at their disposal at any given moment lol
bro has like, arguably THE most options at his disposal and he still chooses to throw himself like a dead fish in the middle of it
Wild will also like, overestimate how bad the conditions are sometimes, and with anyone else i think he'd be a little embarrassed/would rather let himself get swept downstream of the river he didn't realize was raging, rather than ask for their help, like dude wouldnt make a peep, King of the bit of silent chaos happening in the background as he tries to get himself out as quietly as possible lol
but with you, you're just like, cooking beside the river, Link says he's going for a swim upstream, and 5 min later u just see the bright blonde speck of his little head bobbing in the water passing by, looking at u like: 😐 my guide. 😐 help me. 😐🙋♂️🌊
the type to make a chaotic vehicle thing like ppl be making in Ttok, just so he can reach a boss or something, meanwhile u leap on it as it starts flying away instead of driving lolol - like this classic vine lmao
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ihgaopaSfb0
bro doesnt even have to make a self-sacrifice plan, u love him, but he just be doing dumb shit sometimes 😭🫶 lmao
(Wild is also the most okay after a rescue from you to just, stay being carried bridal style in ur arms for a bit, like straight chilling - he gets on his slate while you walk like modern day scrolling😭 LMFAO )
ok at 6 technically now, Frankly, Hyrule's here bc he's just a little worser than Four at self-sacrificing, bc he gets sad LOL
poor guy just gets tired, maybe feeling a little rough after hearing all those comments during his adventure from the ungrateful bastard villagers at times, not alll of them but enough, so he be slowing down or more willing to make like self-sacrifice plans to use himself as bait or smth
anytime he pulls a bait plan, just in time for the snatch, whether or not Hyrule actually plans to dive away or let them capture him, depends on the context, but either way at the climatic moment u just come charging like the absolute unit of a human linebacker u are to this world and grab Rulie like:
(or Poor Hyrule is tucked like a foot ball or smth under ur arm as u skedaddle away, and ur fast af too bc ur human and outpace any other monster/hylian lmao)
bro gave up on bait plans for the most part tho so at least SOMELINK learned their lesson early on in their adventure with you
(dont get me wrong, they're all good-hearted little hylian heroes so they all will still give you a heart attack to this day, but at least some of them are not as bad as they used to be? ..well, at least they only do it on purpose now to have you save them? ok maybe its not any better.)
and in last place, the winner is Four!!
oh Four, ur best boy, he's not throwing himself off nearly as many cliffs or dragons or whatever else as the others are <3
mostly bc u have this incredible tactic called ✨ getting Four to overthink his bad plans ✨
he has good ones!! to be fair to all the Links, they have good ideas! ones that actually, mostly, dont involve sacrificing themselves!! (and to clarify, its usually not like, death, i mean even just taking a hit or getting thrown back or something)
But they're still prone to it occasionally. or do it w/o thinking. so, yipee ig.
yeah u absolutely can get just Four by himself to begin to overthink his plan and basically either talk him out of it or he'll talk himself out of it lol
but its even better when its the Colors <3 (surprise, surprise, violets actually at the bottom of this list to be so real bc he actually listens to you and hasn't had a self-sacrifice moment longer than any other Link, definitely has the highest "300 days since last Self-Sacrifice incident")
u do convince Violet to gang up on the others to stop them at times, Blue probably only doubles down bc he wants to win the argument, even after youve convinced him not to go thru w/it 💀
ok radically changing over to when these hot messes of heroic protagonists get all slammed together to be in one big group
oh u bet its hell.
absolute chaos, for you that is.
but admittedly, u luckily managed to kinda finesse the situation often enough, like with the Colors, and divide and conquer them out of the dumb ideas lmao
just this back and forth like anon said of "no, im the Captain, ill go first into the dark ominous room!" "no, traveler, ur an amazing healer, I will!!" "what the hell, IM the most experienced with dungeons, quit it, let me through!"
You, meanwhile as none of them end up going in first, letting ur much more robust human self slip by: 😈 "ive done it, ive hacked the system."
but the worst is whenever the 1st time, and only one so far, where several of them began to plan something absolutely reckless, involving Mulitple Links by now, and None of them saw the issue with it-
what with supplies being low at the time and overall energy of the group due to previous battles to track the shadow this deep into monster territory,
and instead of saying, 'hey lets wait a day' or 'lets just scout it out for now' or anything else other than planning the groups to break up in to just barge right into the next dungeon-
u hit ur breaking point, youd already worked so hard to train these heroic fools individually, and now theyre rebelling, theyre unionizing. LMAO
theyre all just yapping away at the plans, half of the blonde heads here bent over a map while the rest chimed in tiredly from where they sat around that group, clearly all too absorbed to realize everyones their own energy levels or health-
and u just, jaw clenching from the annoyance of them all doubling down, unable to get a word in edgewise, even as their respected guide,
make a tightly balled fist and aim it for the much bigger boulder next to the smaller one youve sat down on
CRACK!-CRASH!-BOOOMM!
the ear-splitting noise of the boulder getting smited by your much smaller human fist, which is only covered in gray dust and no bruises or cuts whatsoever, the very definition of an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object
immediately all voices are cut off, several of the hylian men pulling their swords or knives or even their wooden forks from a quick more like bare bones, u irrritably think dinner, startled by the sudden basically explosion of rock
the previously determined and adrenaline battle ready faces give way to many wide blue eyes, and dropped jaws as all of your heroes finally take you in next to it, a human man completely unmoved by his own violent lash out, your body barely budged from the seat youd taken on the rock next to the, now shattered, boulder.
only your arm swung out to the side in the finish of a punch, covered in thick dust and pebbles. You sighed heavily, your other hand braced on the rock you sat on, glaring at the group and slowly panning it around to look them all in the shocked eyes
not a word has been said yet, as teh weapons are lowered or put down, and you cut in before any of them can act
"Bad plan. Take a look at yourselves! You're tired! And y'know what, just for that martyr nonsense, When I die, I want every Link here to lower me into my grave so you can let me down one last time." LMFAO
This actually snaps most of them out of it, an eruption of protests comning from the rowdier links, as it gives them all a break to stop staring at you like you're a god descended that just proved he really was a god to a group of ignorant mortals
(the quieter ones after that, Time, Wars, Sky, Hyrule, coughing and turning pinkened cheeks away to start packing up more to go find camp for the night, they dont even need to be told thats what you want to do, bc its the better idea anyway right now, after seeing the state of each other and their own selves after u drew attention to it)
But the others, Twi, Wild, Legend, Four + Wind, are all hovering closer to you now, wide fascinated (wind), adoring (twi, wild, legend, four) eyes on you as they all talk at once, some excited and asking how u did that, some defending themselves lol, etc.
ur pleasantly surprised to find that the evening is more quiet and restful than it has been all week, the guys finally winding down after hiking and traveling quickly all week, even urging you to go at your brisk walk speed for a human, which ends up nearly leaving all of them behind, as they attempted to keep up at one point
you dont even have to nag them into not taking shifts and letting you keep watch tonight, as the days in hyrule are shorter than earths, and ur on a completely diff sleep schedule than them,
and if u smile all happily go abt ur business the next few days with particularly obedient heroes, and maybe a few gazes at your back at all times,
hey maybe you should break more stuff to stop them from getting those stupid protagonist cliche ideas in their heads!!
(u dont hear the whispers in the evening at the end of the day after they've talked abt everything else, Winds knocked out somewhere, finally voicing the unacknowledged amongst themselves now, "…we all saw that right? he actually…? and it was…?" "Yeah." x8 in unison)
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ALSO, here's the other ask this is connected to bc i kinda combined it
also, also, i got carried away and i didnt spellcheck a thing after writing it, flowstate at its most ideal, the lion does not concern himself with grammar or spelling mistakes, he simply writes ✨
I live!! and Happy new Year guys!!! wtf!!! :D
ill be 25 on Jan 20th!! what the shit!!!!
how old is this blog now!!!!! scared
hope yall are having a good new year and its treating you well, and god speed to all my fellow Americans out there, we could use a better year my countrymen 🙏
thx if u read this garbage fire, i almost went even more romantic swooning but i feel like i need to reread the entire LU comic and actually make time to start playing the source materials as much as i can (or at least watch all the cutscenes on yt) bc i got real anxious everyone was as out of character as that play from ATLA 💔
out here just making the written version of Toph being depicted as a grown man and screaming at the enviornment to "sense" it, feels like
anyway, apologies, and gratitude for you reading it if u did
Do you think Enji suffered consequences for his actions? Or did he get off easily(unlike his victims)?
Because I constantly see people who argue that he suffered greatly and got the upmost consequences for his actions, that he is despised by the world, he’s wheelchair bound, he has to watch his son die again and then people argue that he didn’t face much consequences 😭 and that he got off easily to be honest. I feel I definitely lean more to he got off pretty easily, than he suffered greatly from his actions because I don’t know we saw a small glimpse of a few civilians being pissy at him not even for being an abuser but because of his failure to do his job(who are depicted in a horrid lighting) and Dabi is a crazed looney so we don’t take him seriously(even though he spoke truth) but next to that we see his fans still wearing his merch(Cab’t-you-see-Kun & little kids at the end), his sidekicks, driver and hawks ride his dick like they’re made for it, Dai mentioned kids wanting to be like him so while I guess his reputation isn’t as it was he’s clearly still supported/loved and for one being in a wheelchair isn’t a punishment that feels iffy to label it as such and he learns to walk again anyways so even if we’re to look at that as consequences it is like everything else temporary(he even still helps in some kind of hero work sooooo)! And don’t even get me started on watching Touya die again !
i think....... it doesn't matter what i think, let's just look at what happened okay cause it seriously speaks for itself
PERSONAL CONSEQUENCES
touya trying to kill him: well yes i think this is an obvious consequence, someone had to be the crashout and shoto and rei are both too "nice" to stay true to that. however touya doesn't kill him or even injure him really, worst he has is the scar he indirectly got from dabi through the fight with high-end in s5. and i'm not even gonna entertain the idea of his disability could be a punishment because come on now. everyone get woker immediately. this was all only really an emotional consequence for him, cause obviously he felt horrible because he knew this was his fault, which....... okay
natsuo went no contact: this is a consequence because obviously not everyone in his family was gonna forgive him and he knows that. outside of this tho, we don't have reason to believe shoto and fuyumi went no contact as well, so he probably still has them in his life to some degree, and rei is still married to him and takes care of him, so he's not even remotely alone and this is a little mean but....... is he not already used to natsuo not being in his life the way he neglected him his whole childhood all up to natsuo moving out for college? like can he really feel any difference? i don't think so 😭😭
SOCIAL CONSEQUENCES
public exposure: this would be a consequence, but it didn't actually impact his reputation at all because what people were mad about was dabi being a terrorist, not enji abusing him to begin with. nobody saw or treated him differently after knowing all that, like literally nobody cared, and nothing happened because of this except him feeling bad which again...... okay
social perception: again he is still seen as a hero, children look up to him, he fought in the war, his image is not at all soured in the long term
retiring from hero work: this wasn't a consequence because no one made him do this. he was left disabled after the war so he couldn't continue working as an active hero like before anyway and while he acknowledges that, he says he always planned to retire anyway because he doesn't deserve to be a hero after all he did which againnnnnnnn okay but the fact that this was something he could choose to do to begin with means that it wasn't a consequence. he didn't lose his job, in fact all of his employees still love him and work for him and he's rich and the director of the hero comission is his number one fan like............ okayyyyyyyyyyy
LEGAL CONSEQUENCES
none. none at all. apparently, from what i've read, nothing that he did is actually illegal in japan or likely to be prosecuted by the police so...... yeah he was never even in danger of this LOL
i think that's all of it, and i tried to stretch it out to make it longer for his benefit but there's really not much 😭 the only real consequence he was forced to face was one of his three remaining kids choosing not to talk to him again. that's really it. everything else was either his choice or didn't have any lasting impact in his life at all, it just made him feel real bad. which like. yeah you're supposed to feel real bad for doing real bad things, that's how remorse and guilt work, indeed.
the greatest ultimate consequence endeavor had to face for his actions was dabi himself. but then he's not even the one to stop him really, their family defeats him all together with the power of family and love. and then enji should've had to face him every day of his life in prison like he comitted himself to, but in the end he didn't even do that, because touya died after a while in the fucking tube, so....... he did enough, and now he can just move on!! i guess 😐
also "watching touya die again" is crazy wording considering that the reason touya "died" the first time and we're all here rn is that enji actively went out of his way to NOT watch touya at all, like that's kind of a big deal lol, touya died because of parental neglect, having to be finally a present father to a son that he chose to have is hardly a punishment if you ask me
so in conclusion........ when he said he would face everything he deserved because touya invited him to dance in hell together...... is the hell in the room with us rn? can we see it??? what REALLY happened was that he felt very very guilty and was left very roughed up after the war and the story SAID he was facing the consequences of his actions, so a lot of people believed it, but when you actually LOOK at what happened it's like..... are the consequences??? in the room????? with us?????? right now?????????
What do you think Eli's emo phase would be like? I can totally see him having his hair over his eye at the very least lol
Do you think that anyone in the Shane Gang would collect anything like coins or trinkets?
Got any Kpop: Demon Hunter headcanons?
Eli's Teen Angst Phase
Ah yes, the teen angst where you just wanna wear black.
I imagine his hair gets longer, messier and often gets into his eyes lol so yes, if he is not slinging, his left eye is covered by his bangs ehe
Bro gets a black version of his shirt and a thin hoodie to wear underneath. You'd see him wear it often. Teens love hoodies. So much so I still wear em ahahaaha
The responsibilities of Shane are getting to him, he's getting tired, learning about his father and realizing what could happen if he fails. Eli is now in his teen angst era. let the boy be in his feels 🖤
Rest of questions below the cut
The Shane Gang and Collectables
I can see them collect random items. I think everyone collects something at some point.
Kord: I think most of his 'gotta collect stuff' urges are satisfied by him having exclusive access to new mecha beast features and upgrades. Do you know what he does collect tho? The Slugterra equivalent to Playbills. You cannot tell me Kord isn't a theatre kid.
Trixie: Trixie collects anything slug related. Trading card, special coins that have slugs on them!
Pronto: Aside from his own personal memorabilia, he collects anything he thinks is valuable. Has his own treasure chest where he keeps the shiniest golden coins and such.
Eli: He collects toy mecha beasts and blaster models. Anything that SCREAMS Slugterra culture he gets bcs its entirely new to him.
Junjie: He collects stuff that is exclusively from the 99 Caverns, to remember his adventures in the Western Realm by. This varies by Shane Gang collectables to simple rocks on the ground. The most important thing is that it has a 99 Caverns memory attached to it.
K-Pop Demon Hunters Headcanons
Omg, I totally should try and make some. I have watched the movie like 8 times already lmao Imma make it 10 this week.
I shall make, a separate post :3
And if anyone hasn't seen it... please go watch it. It's amazing.
au where Shen Jiu is too busy to bully LBH because a jiuqi baby has just been born and Qi ge has put his foot down and demanded that sj hold the baby as often as possible to get over his fear of breaking it.
This is so funny, the world is saved all because YQY can't stop showing up at Qing Jing Peak to sneak in fifteen minutes of sleep that turns into three hours where SQQ is left Alone With The Baby quaking in his xianxia Louis Vuitton's trying not to accidentally drop the baby or permanently infect it with his self loathing.
Luo Binghe is removed from the woodshed only because now he's sewing rice and bean pillows for the baby or vermilion pouches. He's not actually allowed to be anywhere near the baby or a sleeping yqy but sqq is not above pawning off domestic tasks to him once he realizes that NYY is useless at them because she never learned to sew.
Hey Maxi, tysm for following me! I was just wondering do have any headcanons for amber briggs precisely both pre & post series of amber briggs. Also do you do fanart requests?
HIIIII CAS!! YW ♥️✨
Mmmmm weeeell,,,, I'm not good with headcanons, but I have these:
Bisexual with a preference for girls: she may have had a silent crush on some cowgirls from Big Butte, but she may also be attracted to guys who are brave or stubborn like her. Also, the interactions between her and Sashi... Mmm... interesting.
But I don't think she likes labels; if someone asks her, she usually replies "I like people who know how to ride a cow-o-saur."
She might find it hard to trust; she needs to see that the other person doesn't underestimate her, like her father did at first.
She has a diary where she writes down her adventures, thoughts, goals, and song lyrics like "Moonlight Briggs".
She loves collecting small, rare stones that she finds in the village.
Although she doesn't say it, she dreams of creating her own legend in Big Butte!
And about art,, I have this drawing (which I haven't finished yet btw). Aaand sorry for the delay!! :"3
My irl name is actually Moon!!! I prefer to go by MJ online because it's the first and last initial of my first and last name
Moon fact: my government first name is noelle !! there you go guys I've gotten a few asks over the years asking what my 'real name' is
Like 5 years ago I made this Tumblr and named myself "mooncalf" after the derpy creatures from HP, when I met a friend of mine @fallowtail she shortened it to Moon as a nickname and now that's my irl name lmfao
