#moon melon

[emoboygenderenvy]

professor of my botany class used the original source of the moon melon on our slideshow are you kidding me

[schifty-al]

Moon melon, they're at the moon melon phase. Bet they're gonna say some people are born with red eyes and short white body hair next week

[clouds-of-wings]

This is the Moon Melon tree, I finally found it. It blooms in January, has no pollen but is fertile, and the females are hairless except for eyebrows, lashes, and on top of the head. Also it gets you high when you lick it and creates 9 new trees every 9 nights.

(or it’s rime ice on some trees near the village, whatever you want to believe.)

[zambamboz]

There are actually people on ebay selling seeds for those fake ~*~blue~*~ watermelons

[coconutsandlions]

awesome fact, have to taste this one day

[shinyveltalofficial]

So it seems apparent that the asidus virus has hit facebook.

[cosmic-aria]

oh god what have i done

[salithemage]

brb wishing moon melons were real