Behooold
Behoooold, the Lost Legend of Olden Days,
The Legend, of the Farting Moon.
It is said that, in times unremembered, unnamed and unnicknamed, the moon did not just stay wide eyed, in orbit.
It is said, that the moon used to, every so often, release a Royal Fart. And that, wherever that August Gas was pointing, was the Direction of where Eyes, and Ears, should set Attention.
It is said, that New Moon, on the Land Where the Moon Did Not Remain Wide Eyed In Orbit, did not exist. It is said, that it bore, a name, other.
It is now remembered as The Farting Moon.
But the moon, in its farting Majesty, one day, farted so high, and so mightily, that it, from its own home world, was removed.
In short, it farted so high and proud and powerful, that it derailed from its orbit.
Thus, is told, since centuries and times unremembered, unnamed, and unnicknamed, the Legend, of the Farting Moon.
