Jun 12, 2020
Idabel: You have to be nice!
Deirdre: I am!
Idabel: You threatened them with a knife!
Deirdre: Well, yeah, but I didn’t stab them.
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Idabel: You have to be nice!
Deirdre: I am!
Idabel: You threatened them with a knife!
Deirdre: Well, yeah, but I didn’t stab them.
Ray: We all have our weaknesses.
Ray: Me, for instance: I’m tragically funny and good looking.
Val: If I went missing for like, a week, do you think you would be alarmed, or-
Mateo: I think so.
Val: That’s nice, I didn’t think you’d be alarmed. I think-
Mateo: You’re my friend.
Val: I don’t like how you said that. You said that with-
Mateo: You’re my friend!
Val: Why are you yelling at me “you’re my friend”?!
Mateo: YOU’RE MY FRIEND!
Val: OH GOD STOP!
Val: Gen, how do I get revenge on my enemies?
Gen: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest!
Val:
Val: Mateo, how do I-
Mateo: Brick.
Deirdre [typing out a message to Mateo]: I hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man
Deirdre: Or, at least, before I do