okay so my vision is colombina being functionally aroace bc if she falls in love she gets wiped off the map or whatever, since shes an angel? ig? so shes not able to look nor fall in love with varka. but Varka was like "but can i love you anyway 👉👈" and colombina was like "...? sure what the hell" so its kinda giving qpr on her end but varkas like kinda obsessed with her in a very wifeguy himbo way and shes like. "oh yeah hes fun! i also have another husband, so i hope they get along" (the other husband is arlechino, for obvious reasons(hc that arle uses like, mr and father and such gendered words instead of fem ones. she uses she/they and masc terms. joyous, no?))
yes this means the polycule is arle-bina-varka.
varka bridal style carries her basically all the way back to mond, interrupts whatever plot there is going on, busting into jeans office, shouting "JEAN LOOK AT MY PRETTY WIFE ISNT SHE GORGEOUS?!!! I WANTED EVERYONE TO MEET HER:D" gosh hes such a puppy. anyway bina is still asleep bc of course, diluc loses his shit bc "varka thats- HARBINGER!!!!! fatui!!!" and kaeyas like "okay 1.) are the horses back and 2.) *shes already got a husband in the knave of fontaine.*" lisa is staring gobsmacked as all her life-sucking worth knowledge flashes through her eyes, she glances at jean, whos blushing like a maiden, and promptly shocks her a little with electro.
varkas like "dont worry abt it! she cant stay for long, ley lines, archon statues, moon stuff, etc, so she has to go back to nod-krai soon, the knave will come pick her up. i need to show her mondstadt first though! so off i go bye!" he rushes off slowly, and a mumble of "i should introduce her to razor..." is heard before the door closes. venti crunches an apple. "free as the wind, huh." diluc pushes him off the window.
