#moonlitlillypop

[ratbastarddotfuck]

Shoots you with a beam that makes you transgenderer

my amulet refracts it and it makes everyone in the room transgendererer

[cult-of-lilith]

A crown that contains fragments of souls who died clutching it and therefore contains some of their power. Or a staff of wild magic that should cast totally random spells but always seems to be much more helpful for women for some reason (many a wizard have figured out they're trans through the wild woman staff)

I love the crown of souls idea thats a brilliant one! The trans staffs is also an amazing idea but super complex

Crown of souls

(Wonderous item sentient artefact attunement)

An elaborate crown made of of unknown silver blue metal holding many gemstones of different cuts and hues leading to a random yet still alluring design. When worn the voices of every other wearer of the crown fight to be heard by the wearer and can be communicated with mentally.

-Once attuned attunement can only be removed if every soul housed in the crown agrees. Dying while attuned to the crown traps your soul within the crown only removable with divine intervention

-the souls within the crown have wills and opinions of their own but can be persuaded to help the owner perhaps providing proficiency with skills they knew in life

-a soul within the crown can willingly give up its power going dormant for 24h hours to recharge 1 spell slot per soul (so 2 souls for a lvl 2 slot) once per that 24 hours

I really like this idea so I might add more to it and maybe even use it in a campaign if I find a good spot for it

[ratbastarddotfuck]

Rat birth rat birth rat birth

rat birth... dozens of tiny baby rats being bornt as we speak... all for me!!

[ratbastarddotfuck]

If I have to see fucked up clown dick one more time I'm doing arson

lilly you should know by now I encourage crime wholeheartedly. if anything this is an incentive

[ratbastarddotfuck]

Did you know that you are handsome

Lilly you are so SWEETIES to me did you know you are SO PRETTY? hey followers did y'all know I'm friends with an epic and pretty girl and her name is Lilly? this rules. you're awesome.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

Whatever's happening in your askbox is what tom and Jerry is to me

my askbox is yet to achieve tom and jerry-like levels of violence, but I do aspire to it

[ratbastarddotfuck]

Your account is becoming a circus show of penises

you don't even want to know what my imagination looks like

[ratbastarddotfuck]

Stop it with the weird clown penis I'm begging you

nobody in this world appreciates good art anymore