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the moon club

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luna gets added to the gc and meets everyone else

Luna = lunanana (@itzlonely2nite), Titan = teentitan (@tim_t1me_bomb), Titania = titanium (@t1taniuh), Dione = d10neee (@like_it_lurk_it), Iapetus = not iapetus (@shadowfaxlive), Europa = europurr (@frozenheartthrob), Ganymede = gaaanymede (@thereal_egghead), Mimas = mimz (@ewokenthusiast), Callisto = callmecallisto (@analog_artifacts), Rhea = 𐙚⋆° rhea ｡ 🎀 (@kawaii_k1tt3n), Enceladus = enceladude (@enzo.freeze), Triton = edge lord (trip_hyp3rlink)

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tuesday, april 5th

tim_t1me_b0mb: giving all my ocs weapons is a pain in the ass

itzlonely2nite: Lmao. I didn’t even get a notification that you said something

itzlonely2nite: Anyway, tell me more!

tim_t1me_b0mb: at this point I'd rather just put my hands in my butt and pull out

tim_t1me_b0mb: idk SOMETHING

itzlonely2nite: 0_0

tim_t1me_b0mb: I’m sorry.

tim_t1me_b0mb: IM SORRY i say weird stuff sometimes—i hope i didn’t make it awkward just now.

itzlonely2nite: Nono it’s alright! I just wasn’t expecting it

tim_t1me_b0mb: yea i say a lot of things like that 💔i think my humor stems from my friends theyre all so

tim_t1me_b0mb: strange.

tim_t1me_b0mb: you’d probably be even more shocked if you saw how they were

itzlonely2nite: We can’t know that for sure L_L

itzlonely2nite: Speaking of your friends, did you ever ask them about me potentially meeting them?

tim_t1me_b0mb: OH MY GOD

tim_t1me_b0mb: I FORGOT TO ASK THEM?????

itzlonely2nite: 😭

tim_t1me_b0mb: WAIT NO HOLD ON. I ONLY TOLD THEM OF YOUR PRESCENCE

tim_t1me_b0mb: ok ykw ill just add u to our gc.

itzlonely2nite: Oh okay!

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the goon club

2:58 pm

titanium👀: GENUINELY what are you talking about.

d10neee: You know exactly what Im talking about 😭

titanium👀: No I don’t??

not iapteus: does it matter

titanium👀: It matters to me. I’m as lost as anyone else in this damned group chat. What is she talking about.

d10neee: GIRL

europurr: oml 😭 yall killing me

teentitan added lunanana

gaaanymede: 👀

europurr: 👀

d10neee: 👀

not iapetus: 👀

mimz: 👀

teentitan: yall cut it out.

callmecallisto: Right.

gaaanymede: WHO is this

teentitan: @itzlonely2nite this is luna!! that cool guy i accidentally dmed that i was telling you guys about

lunanana: Hello!! ^_^

gaaanymede: oh so the random u picked off the road ok

teentitan: do not say that.

d10neee: Ignoeing the both of you 😭✌️

d10neee: Hey Luna! Welcome to um

d10neee: Whatever this gc is

europurr: Yea heeyy!!

lunanana: :) Nice to meet you all!

gaaanymede: yo @tim_t1me_b0mb are u sure this luna guy isn’t an npc

lunanana: 0_0 What?

teentitan: genuinely what are you talking about.

not iapetus: Ganymede not every person who types with punctuation is an NPC.

gaaanymede: u wouldn’t know ur an ai too

not iapetus: Brother.

gaaanymede: why is the ai speaking to me?

not iapetus: 🫩

𐙚⋆° rhea ｡ 🎀is online

𐙚⋆° rhea ｡ 🎀replied to — lunanana: Hello!! ^_^ : Hello, and welcome to this lovely group chat filled with lovely people! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝ Enjoy your stay here! ♡ ~

lunanana: Aaahh!! Thank you!! :)

gaaanymede: that shit is NOT necessary 💔

𐙚⋆° rhea ｡ 🎀: It’s necessary to me! (╥﹏╥)

d10neee: Ganymede don’t scare off Luna they JUST got here

europurr: exactlyyy like

europurr: luna ignore him 😭 he was probably dropped on the head when he came out ngl

lunanana: Oh-

gaaanymede: WHO WAS DROPPED ON THE HEAD.

gaaanymede: only person who fell on his head is titan

europurr: !FALSE INFORMATION DETECTED! LOADING LOADING…

gaaanymede: EUROPA

europurr: I’m sorry, but the number you have dialed is unavailable. Please try again after the tone—BEEEP!

gaaanymede: this woman. 🫩

teentitan replied to — gaaanymede: only person who fell on his head is…: what the hell is that supposed to mean.

gaaanymede: 👀

titanium👀: I think it means exactly what it sounds like it means, Titan.

teentitan: ??!ARE YOU CALLNG ME STUPID

teentitan: ILL HAVE YOU KNOWIM TOP OF MY CLASS.

gaaanymede: UR SECOND PLACE DUMBASS.

gaaanymede: TO ME.

not iapetus: Oh since we’re talking about smarts,

not iapetus: Mimas kind of reminds me of Eric Cartman.

europurr: goodnight 😭

mimz: what. are you calling me fat???

not iapetus: I literally meant in terms of IQ, but I guess bro

mimz: ASSHOLE???

mimz: IM NOT DUKB LIKE ERIC CARYMAN. DONT EVEN JOKE ABT YHAT

not iapetus: Dumb* Cartman* That*

mimz: ILL FIND YOU.

teentitan: CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE stop starting arguments already.

mimz: sorry mommy did i do a no no again 🥹

teentitan: mimas.

teentitan: anyway, i want you all to introduce yourselves to Luna 💔or at least give them the idea of who everyone is

lunanana: Oh! You don’t have to !!

teentitan: i insist!

gaaanymede: bro you’ll never guess who @analog_artifacts is

europurr: 😭😭😭

d10neee: I think @analog_artifacts is Enceladus ngl

enceladude is online

enceladude: who the fuck mentioned me.

enceladude: IM NOT IN THE MODOD FOR THIS SHIT ISTG IF ITS SOME STUPDIIFY IM GONNA KILLE EBRUONDY IN THIS FUCKING GEOUPCHAG.

d10neee: ???ALL I SAID WAS HIS NAME

europurr: holy crashout 😭

d10neee: AND FOR WHAT LIKE.

teentitan: my god enecaldus???

teentitan: it’s not like we threatened your bloodline or something. relax

enceladude: im not sure why Timmy Turner is speaking to me rn.

teentitan: WHATD I EVEN DO??

teentitan: CAN YOU CALM DOWN PLEASE?! IM TEYING TO INTEODUCE LUNA TO WVERYONE 💔💔

enceladude: who the fuck is luna. i didn’t even know a luna went to our school.

lunanana: I’m Luna 😭 Hi,,

enceladude: .

enceladude is offline

gaaanymede: PFFFFFTTT

europurr: GOODNIGHTTT

mimz: GENUINELY what is his problem 😭😭😭 he just come online mad everyday

europurr: cuz yall keep provoking him

europurr: one day he’s gonna shoot up the school

lunanana: Oh my

europurr: Enceladus to Iapetus: don’t come to school tomorow bro

titanium 👀: Europa, that is NOT something you should be joking about

europurr: Europa: nooo omg no

europurr: oh wait fuck that’s me

d10neee: LMAAOOAO

teentitan: can you guys pls. just tell luna who everyone is.

lunanana: Titan it’s okay T_T I can probably figure it out

gaaanymede: this luna is definitely ai

gaaanymede: ive never seen somebody this nice to titan

teentitan: choke on one. like actually.

gaaanymede: luna say something only a human would say

lunanana: I don’t know how to respond to that 😭

gaaanymede: luna is ai.

not iapetus: You literally asked the least answerable question possible

mimz: ask them what their favorite star wars movie is

lunanana: I’ve never watched Star Wars :(

mimz: DNI DNI DNI DNI DNI

lunanana: WAIT

lunanana: IVE WATCHED GAURDIANS OF THE GALAXY

mimz: 👀

lunanana: I also like astronomy!!!! I’m a cool perosn pls T_T let me interact!!!

lunanana: Person*

mimz: okay………. Ur on thin ice tho…….. my name is Mimas fyi……. 👀

lunanana: Hi Mimas….

gaaanymede: my name is Demetrius

europurr: ??No the fuck it is not 😭

europurr: Anyway, @itzloney2nite im Europa!! <3, that idiot is Ganymede, @analog_artifacts is Callisto, @t1taniuh is Titania

europurr: um who else

europurr: @shadowfaxlive is Iapetus… and that’s everyone whose online atm!

europurr: im sure u can already tell who rhea and titan are !

d10neee: address me.

europurr: gosh the wind is loud today

d10neee: ADDRESS ME.

lunanana: 😭

lunanana: Thank you though! I’ll try to keep that to memory

enceladude is online

enceladude: @itzlonely2nite IM SO SORRY FOR THAT TERIRBLE FIRST INPRESSION I DIDNT MEAN TO PLS FORGIVE ME

enceladude: ITS ALL TITANS FAULT HES ALWAYS JUST DOING SHIT

enceladude: I’m Enceladus. Ok.

lunanana: Okay!! ^_^; very nice to meet you

gaaanymede: holy fucking ai dude

enceladude: who are you call an ai botch.

enceladude: ***BITCH

gaaanymede: NOT you.

enceladude: good.

europurr: and honestly? that’s growth 🌱

enceladude: SYFM

callmecallisto is offline

. . .

gaaanymede: she was online??

d10neee: I guess so 💔

europurr: yall fake as hell she’s BEEN online 😭😭I JUST SAID IT TOO

gaaanymede: she been lurking

gaaanymede: i tell u about these edgelords

edge lord is online

edge lord: ??me

edge lord: oh Callisto

edge lord: ok

edge lord is offline

not iapetus: gn

gaaanymede: ???THIS GUY TRITON

europurr: i mean his displayname IS edge lord 😭😭

gaaanymede: what was his old display before we chsbged it

titanium 👀: trenchboy

gaaanymede: bye.

gaaanymede: let’s give that luna guy a new display name

gaaanymede: im thinking lunagpt

gaaanymede: luna.ai

europurr: no

teentitan: no.

d10neee: No

not iapetus: no

titanium 👀: No??

enceladude: ?????NO

mimz: Yes

mimz: why did everyone stop typing

europurr: Mimas: IM NOTHING LIKE YALL 😭😭

mimz: PISS OFF

[planetsollarss-reef]

Have Uranus’s creechurs !! | I love Umbriel n Ariel the most

Okay so!!!! It took me ages to figure my beans out but here they aree~ All of Uranus’s major moons !!

From oldest to youngest -> Titania > Umbriel > Oberon > Miranda > Ariel

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Important notice —

- none of them are actual siblings. I know I said Venus was related to Earth but she’ll probably be the only case because I don’t want anyone to be related or affiliated simply because I see them as deity like beings above familial ( and perhaps also romantic cause eh about most ships ) links !!

- Pronouns : Titania -> She/Her | Umbriel -> They/Them | Ariel -> She/They | Oberon -> He/Him | Miranda -> They/She

Further information under the cut <3

- Titania is the oldest of the bunch, as such she often takes the decisions.

- Umbriel and Ariel are never separated for two long, being very close despite being total opposite. Umbriel took Ariel under their wing…

- As you might have noticed, they all have their own symbol on their clothes !! I thought I was the only that did that at the time, turns out not sigh..

- Miranda is deeply wounded, her face being torn apart from time and impact… eyes with a spiral like pattern.

- Oberon is describe as red in the Wikipedia page, so I tried going that route… Despite the fact it’s a bright colour his personality has less spark to it…

- Leg warmers for Oberon <3

- Ariel’s eyes shine !!!

[windywindow]

im making a moons chatfic. in which they’re all humanized and go to school with human names and whatever but they use their celestial body names online. if anyone gaf

like what I mean for example;

Ganymede’s name is Gabriel. but when he’s on social media he uses Ganymede — yk.

I’ll probably put the chatfic on ao3 or here too idk it depends

[windywindow]

the moon club

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info post!!

The fic takes place in an already-established AU where everyone is humanized and lives on Earth.

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In this AU the planets are teachers/staff members at a highschool.

The moons are students.

Most characters are not biologically related like in canon, the only actual family relationships are;

• Earth & Luna

• Mars, Phobos & Deimos

• Jupiter, Ganymede, Callisto & Metis

• Uranus & Neptune

Neptune & Proteus

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But basically,

Luna, a new student spending spring break bored out of their mind, receives an accidental DM from a stranger named 'Titan.'

The two quickly become friends, and before Luna fully realizes what's happening, they're added into a chaotic online friendgroup known as "The Goon Club."

Nobody realizes Luna goes to the same school.

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IMPORTANT NOTES

This fic is written in a mix of narration and chat/message format.

Usernames/display names will usually be used more often than real names...until I reveal that Luna goes to the same school as them (if I ever do)

Until then, they just use their "online names", which is just their actual celestial body names

I think that's a good overview. Here is everyone's (who I believe will be mentioned) names —

Mercury  —  Mercy Miriam Hermes

Venus  —  V Alan-Williams Aphton

Earth  —  Ethan Terry-Turner Gaia

Mars  —  Marco Marley Ares

Jupiter  —  Juniper Zen Scout

Saturn  —  Santana Samson Cronus

Uranus  —  Ura Caelus Pigg

Neptune  —  Nathanael Poseidon Pat

X  — Xavi Juan Nyx

Luna  — Luna Moon Gaia

Phobos  — Phabeon Daniel Ares

Deimos  — Dean Presley Ares

Ganymede  — Gabriel Grace Scout

Callisto  — Callie Rue Scout

IO  — Ian Junior Olive

Europa  — Eunora Grey Skye

Titan  — Tristan Tim Jones

Rhea  — Rihanna Hazel Anne

Iapetus  — Isaac Isiah Preston

Dione  — Diana Ruth Nelson

Enceladus  — Enesenico-Ezequiel Pepi Martinez

Tethys  — Tanish Tee Jackson

Mimas  — Memphis Miriam Gayle

Titania  — Trisha Bee Ryder

Oberon  — O'Brien Roan Ryder

Ariel  — Ariel Chloe Sea

Triton  — Trenton Michael Cloud

Occupations ;

Sun : Principal

Mercury : PE Teacher

Venus : Math Teacher

Earth : Geography Teacher

Mars : Science (Biology) Teacher

Jupiter : History (Social Studies) Teacher

Saturn : Home Eco Teacher

Uranus : Art Teacher

Neptune : Guidance Counselor

X : Convenience Store Cashier

Pluto : Literature Teacher

Makemake : Physics Teacher

Haumea : English Teacher

Eris : Music Teacher

WISE : Economics Teacher

OGLE : Janitor

PSO : Convenience Store Manager

SIMP : Vice Principal

OTS : Vice Principal

The Moons are all students.

Usernames ; (tho I will state everyone in each post)

Ganymede — thereal_egghead (gaaanymede)

Titan — tim_t1me_b0mb (teentitan)

Callisto — analog_artifacts (callmecallisto)

Io — Squ4rE_PANTS! (IO THE COOLEST !)

Luna — itzlonely2nite (lunanana)

Europa — frozenheartthrob (europurr)

Triton — trip_hyp3rlink (edge lord)

Titania — t1taniuh (titanium👀)

Rhea — kawaii_k1tt3n (𐙚⋆° rhea ｡ 🎀)

Oberon — faeprince_42 (𐔌   ᛝ   oberon . )

Iapetus — shadowfaxlive (not iapetus)

Ariel — seafoam.ariel (littlemermaid)

Dione — like_it_lurk_it (d10neee)

Enceladus — enzo.freeze (enceladude)

Mimas — ewokenthusiast (mimz)

I think that's it. Have fun.

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the moon club

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in which iapetus enceladus and mimas did not do their homework

Luna = lunanana (@itzlonely2nite), Titan = teentitan (@tim_t1me_bomb), Titania = titanium (@t1taniuh), Dione = d10neee (@like_it_lurk_it), Iapetus = not iapetus (@shadowfaxlive), Europa = europurr (@frozenheartthrob), Ganymede = gaaanymede (@thereal_egghead), Mimas = mimz (@ewokenthusiast), Enceladus = enceladude (@enzo.freeze), IO is there for a second, Saturn is their Home Eco teacher…

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thursday, april 23rd

the goon club

9:42 pm

lunanana: I still can't believe Io fell out a window 😭

IO THE COOLEST !: IM OKAYYYY

gaaanymede: mentally maybe

enceladude is online

enceladude: I HATE YOU BOTH.

enceladude: I HATE EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING GROUPCHAT.

lunanana: Oh dear

not iapetus: Good evening to you too.

enceladude: WHY THE FUCK DID NONE OF YOU REMIND ME ABOUT THE HOME ECONOMICS PRESENTATION.

not iapetus: What presentation

enceladude: THIS USELESS MOTHERFUCKER.

enceladude: ITS DUE TONIGHT.

not iapetus: What presentation.

enceladude: THE ONE ABOUT KITCHEN SAFTEY DUMBASS.

not iapetus: Oh wait, I forgot about that. I’ll go do it now.

enceladude: Thank you.

mimz is online

enceladude: MIMAS.

mimz: bro im animating. your notifs are making me mess up

not iapetus: Your homework is more important than animating

enceladude: I THABK YOU FOR POINTING THIS OUT IAPETUS.

enceladude: MIMAS DONT COME IN THE GEOUP LIKE YOU DONT KNOW WHATS GOUNG ON.

mimz: 👀

enceladude: DONT CLME IN THIS GROUP LIKE U DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON.

enceladude: CUZ ONE OF THESE DAYS IM JUST GONNA.

mimz: 👀👀👀 #noticing

enceladude: Mimas.

enceladude: do not come into this group acting like you don’t know what’s going on.

enceladude: YOU FRIED SALMON.

enceladude: PENDEJO.

mimz: Hi

enceladude: MIMAS.

enceladude: MIMASDSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

mimz: 🥹

gaaanymede: Mimas don’t piss him off

gaaanymede: he’s gonna turn red

teentitan: PFFFFTTTT

gaaanymede: ur gonna look at Enceladus and just see smoke coming from his ears

enceladude: GANYMEDE.

d10neee: Ganymede stop before he marches over there

d10neee: FEE FI FO FUM

gaaanymede: GOODNIGHTTTT

enceladude: EVERYONE. THIS IS NOT A GAME.

europurr: thanks a lot guys now he’s really gonna shoot up the school

titanium 👀 is online

titanium 👀: Europa.

europurr: sorry mommy did I do a mono again

titanium 👀 is offline

d10neee: Go my yuri..

europurr: oh absolutely

lunanana: So we’re just moving on from that

enceladude: NO.

enceladude: Mimas, you have 10 seconds before your house fucking explodes you cisgender sasquatch.

mimz: he acting like the work holding him gun point.

enceladude: UBLIKE YOU I HAVE A FITURE TO UPHOLD AND A JOB TO GET INSTEAD OF MOOCHING OFF MY FRIENDS LIKE AN UNEMPLOYED CHUD

not iapetus: Mimas is gonna be a discord moderator in the future as a job

mimz: OK MAN WHAT THE HELL.

europurr: Mimas: Hey. You broke rule 4. I’ll let you off with a warning.

mimz: NOT COOL MAN. NOT COOL.

mimz: I WONT EVEN TAKE LONG IM ALMOST DONE ANYWAYS

enceladude: mimas. I know where you live.

enceladude: do you want to see Jesus mimas

gaaanymede: it’s the fact you think he’s even going there

teentitan: IM HOLLERINGG

mimz: SCREW YOU GUYS.

mimz is offline

enceladude: this stupid fucking underdeveloped fetus. istg if i look on that PowerPoint and see BULKSHIT

gaaanymede: he’s gonna put some shit like “I forgot bro”

mimz is online

mimz: so ur never gonna believe this

gaaanymede: im crine.

enceladude: Mimas.

mimz: I lowkey accidentally kirkenuinley genuinely seriously deleted the PowerPoint.

gaaanymede: there’s no fucking way.

teentitan: so my jaw elongated??

enceladude: mimas

enceladude: say you swear ts a joke

not iapetus: Great grandchild… 🫩

enceladude: Ispetus he’s playing righf

not iapetus: 🫩

enceladude: MIISMAMSDSSSSGDHSHHJJ

enceladude: SAY U SWEAR TO GOD RIGHT NOW

enceladude: SAY WALLAHI BRO SAY WALLAHI

enceladude: OH MY GODD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

mimas: LOOK IK ITS BAD BUT LIKE

mimz: ITS NOT THAT BAD.

enceladude: ?!?!?WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TLAKSINF ABOHT.

enceladude: LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALSIING ABOUTTTTTTTTTT.

mimz: OUR TEACHER IS NICE ANYWAY??HES GONNA GIVE US AN EXTENSION BRO

lunanana: What if he doesn’t

mimz: Well then I just fail this class

not iapetus: Uncle.

enceladude: MY FUDTURE. IS ON THE LINE MJMAS

enceladude: I REUFSE TO BE UNEMOYED LIKE THE GREAT MAJORITY OF THIS GOD FORSAKEN GROUP CHAT

mimz: Ngh forsaken mention if I squint

europurr: aaaand he’s gonna shoot up the school

titanium 👀 is online

titanium 👀: Europa, this is your final warning.

europurr: yes ma’am

titanium 👀 is offline

europurr: titania might just be the discord mod instead of mimas

d10neee: So what’s mimas gonna do

europurr: play minecraft and sweat in a chair

europurr: and have cheeto puff all over his pc

d10neee: YALL KILLING ME TN 😭😭

not iapetus: Wait.

enceladude: WHAT.

not iapetus: The presentation wasn’t due tonight.

enceladude: ?explain

not iapetus: It’s due tomorrow morning.

enceladude: Oh thank God.

not iapetus: During first period.

enceladude: Iapetus I’m going to peel your skin off in layers. It’s going to hurt.

lunanana: ENCELADUS????

not iapetus: I’m simply relaying information..

mimz: wait thats lowkey good news tho

enceladude: HOW IS THAT GOOD NEWS YOU INBRED FUCKING CHIHUAHUA

gaaanymede: 😭😭😭

teentitan: BROOO

d10neee: “inbred fucking chihuahua” is crazy work

europurr: Enceladus is typing like a nyc crazy lady

enceladude: SYFM.

enceladude: THIS PROJECT IS MY ONLY HOPE AT PASSING HOME ECO.

lunanana: Wait really :(?

enceladude: YES REALLY.

enceladude: teacher already thinks I’m “too emotionally volatile for a kitchen environment.”

europurr: well. 👀

enceladude: EUROPA DONT START.

europurr: im just saying maybe threatening to skin your classmates alive isn’t helping the allegations

enceladude: I AM UNDER STRESS.

d10neee: Iapetus give him a kiss so you can magically make him feel better

mimz: wait I’ll do it

not iapetus: ?

d10neee: Ummm…

europurr: no Enceladus don’t do it ur gonna get a mtd

europurr: mimas transmitted disease

d10neee: PFFTFFTFTTTT

teentitan: EUROPA CRACKING ME UPP 😭😭😭

gaaanymede: atp Europa should do stand up. she a comedian

lunanana: Ouuh Europa you funny, you the birthday clown

gaaanymede: CRYING

d10neee: PLSSSSSS.

teentitan: I CANF BIRTH

europurr: oh titan PUSH

teentitan: WHAT

europurr: PUSSHHH

teentitan: DONT EVEN JOKE LAD.

d10neee: I SEE THE HEAD!

teentitan: ?!?!?!?!

teentitan: IM NOT OREGNANR.

gaaanymede: yea abort that shit that baby prolly ugly as hell 😭

europurr: ACTUALLT according to my factual and 100% correct calculations YOU’RE the father and the baby looks like you

gaaanymede: UR ON SOME HOE SHIT

mimz: if someone is nice to me I’ll draw their fankid

europurr: Mimas do you know what beautiful eyes you have

d10neee: Mimas we actually love you a lot and we’re sorry for everything we said to you

gaaanymede: mimas hang yourslef

mimz: I’ll make it 2

teentitan replied to — ‘gaaanymede: mimas hang yourslef’: don’t mind if I do instead

europurr: Ganymede: noooo don’t kill yourself you’re so sexy haha

europurr: wow Ganymede

gaaanymede: OH MY GOD BRUH 🫩

gaaanymede: I DID NOT FUCKING SAY THAT.

gaaanymede: DO NOT TELL HIM THAT LIE.

europurr: Ganymede: Titan I’ve had feelings for you for a long time I’ve just been so nervous lately

europurr: omg! titanymede canon

gaaanymede: EUROPA. STOP.

mimz: wait so where’s the baby gonna come from then

d10neee: His ass

teentitan: STOP FUCKIJGPLAYING WITH ME RN.

mimz replied to — ‘d10neee: His ass’: oh so like a little shit. ok

d10neee: Titan reveal party when

teentitan: THERE IS NO BABY ;-;!!?

europurr: blue powder explodes everywhere

d10neee: its a discord moderator 💔

teentitan: HEY???

lunanana: I’m frying

enceladude: CAN WE FOCUS ON THE FUCKING PRESENTATION.

enceladude: I AM ACTUALLY BEGGING.

not iapetus: I redid my slides.

enceladude: Thank God.

enceladude: send them.

not iapetus: One moment.

not iapetus uploaded 37 files

gaaanymede: WHY IS THERE SO MANY

not iapetus: I made separate informational sections for knife safety, fire hazards, cross contamination, food storage, and sanitation.

enceladude: Oh thank God maybe we’re saved.

not iapetus: The presentation itself is 73 slides.

enceladude: .

teentitan: LMFAOOO

europurr: SEVENTY THREE???

d10neee: MR CRONUS GONNA THINK YALL WRITING A THESIS

europurr: Mr Cronus: I AINT READING ALLAT 😭😭

enceladude: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE 73 FUCKING SLIDES.

not iapetus: Because the topic interested me.

enceladude: IAPETUS THIS IS A HOME ECO CLASS NOT THE FUCKING OXFORD ACADEMIC JOURNAL.

mimz: wait till yall see my part tho 👀

mimz: i didn’t even dk it

lunanana replied to — ‘d10neee: MR CRONUS GONNA THINK YALL…’: Hey my Home Eco teacher is named Mr. Cronus too! :)

d10neee: Small world we live in

enceladude: whenever you think it’s a small world, remember motherfuckers like Mimas exist in it

mimz: what the hell is rhat supposed to mean.

enceladude: i don’t know why mickey is speaking to me rn.

mimz: Ykw technically I don’t even gotta do anything anymore since iapetus did it all

not iapetus: Is your group contribution head bopping or something.

mimz: hell yea bro

mimz: what if I make a cover page for the presentation with my fursona

enceladude: mimas genuinely leave this groupchag

mimz: ok.

mimz uploaded a file: kitchen_safety_FINALfinal2.pptx

enceladude: why the fuck is it called FINALfinal2.

mimz: cuz the first final wasnt final enough

enceladude: i hate you.

not iapetus: Opening it now.

. . .

not iapetus: Oh.

d10neee: “Oh” is NEVER a good sign 😭

enceladude: WHAT DID THIS MAN DO

not iapetus: The cover slide is an animated wolf wearing an apron.

europurr: IM FUCKING CRYINGGGG

teentitan: MIMAS?????

gaaanymede: mimas has WAY too much free time

lunanana: Wait that sounds kind of cute L_L

enceladude: LUNA DO NOT ENABLE HIM.

mimz: THANK YOU LUNA.

mimz: SOMEBODY understands my artistic vision

enceladude: WHY IS THE WOLF MUSCULAR.

mimz: cuz thats my fursona??lmfao like..

enceladude: WHY DOES YOUR FURSONA HAVE ABS IN A KITCHEN SAFETY PRESENTATION.

mimz: lowkey gonna protect y'all wit my muscle

gaaanymede: this is NOT passing bro 😭

not iapetus: He also animated flames behind it.

enceladude: FLAMES????

mimz: its cute

enceladude: ?!?!?!?!?WHAT ARE U ON ABT RN.

teentitan: genuinely convinced mimas is never onto something but on something ;-;

mimz: piss off bro.

mimz: remember I can draw you pregnant.

teentitan: STOP.