living with the ‘dark sides’ (Y’know, Remus, Janus, Virgil). I just love the thought of the dark sides and the light sides having like a neighbor type rivalry okay
o~o~o
*Fwoosh fire noises*
Remus: *maniacal laughter*
Virgil: MOOOOOOOMM WHERE’S THE FIRE EXSTINGUISHER?!?!!
o~o~o
Remus: IIIIIIIII WANNA SWIIIIIIIING FROM THE CHANDELIER
Janus: Remus get off of the fucking ceILING FAN-
o~o~o
Janus: Now, what do we say when we see the light sides?
Remus, having practiced this in the mirror a million times: FUCK YOU!!
Virgil, quietly: ...fuck you...
Janus: A little louder, dear
o~o~o
Remus: *is chasing a screaming Virgil*
Janus: *Tired mom noises*
o~o~o
*trick-or-treating*
Virgil, pointing to the light side’s house: Why don’t we ever go there?
Janus: Because Patton bakes shitty lemon squares for trick-or-treaters, that’s why
o~o~o
Virgil: MOOOOOMMM REMUS ATE MY DEODORANT AGAIN
o~o~o
Janus: Remus please behave- STOP CHUGGING THE SALT
o~o~o
Remus: It’s not that big of a deal, we can get Virgin a new spider
Virgil: Charlotte was SPECIAL
Remus: She tasted special too
o~o~o
that’s all I got for now
