a lean green meme machine

Natalie | Drew Pokémon & Marik Yugioh are the reason I was born with two hands.

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[64mpg]

it’s just not possible

[squeakitties]

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

[giant-isopod-overlord]

💵🫲}([[[[[)

[squeakitties]

I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[doomdos]

[cosmosfirefly]

I made this drawing after reading "i wish that she would whisper "mon chéri, je t'aime"" by hyacynthia on ao3!

I thought it was really funny that May misinterpreted Drew's roses this way and had to doodle it. Everyone go read the fic, it's super cute!!

v v v

https://archiveofourown.org/works/78619486

[chicknwire]

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[radgepaquet]

obsessed with this interaction where someone has apparently been living with the sincere belief that misha collins threw the shoe at bush

[dogpuppy]

[locallegume]

I was gifted bathtub bulgestarion for my bday what should I do with him. Good and bad ideas please

[locallegume]

Update I am putting this cactus in it I am dying how did they have a cactus So Perfect

[locallegume]

ITS DONE

[benjamintycandy]

[locallegume]

HIGHLY IMPORTANT UPDATE HE IS IN BLOOM

[drewsabsol]

cs week day 5 - petalburg city this was supposed to be for day 5 of cs day 2026, but i ended up burnt out with some pretty bad depression. either way, i fought myself to continue some and finish what i had on my own pace! if anyone would like to see a day 6, let me know ^^

[subwaybug]

❎ "my current mental state can cause me to be anxious, irrational, and overly reactive at times"

✅ "some sort of evil shadow self lurks within me that can only be defeated via battle of the mind combat"

[cosmosfirefly]

I also made this short Contestshipping edit for CS day (July 10) and really only showed it to my friends. So you guys can have it, too!

[pascalcampion]

Black cat black cat.

#pascalcampion