a lean green meme machine

Natalie | Drew Pokémon & Marik Yugioh are the reason I was born with two hands.

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[pangur-and-grim]

[ex-bus]

Is that a pangur and grim reference

[pangur-and-grim]

wait you might be on to something

[pippindot]

ummm found it like this

[68623]

I might seem okay but deep down I wanna go on a vacation every month

[kaiasky]

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

[biggestzam]

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

[kaiasky]

i want you on my team holy shit

[eclogues]

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

[tall]

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]

[kogaionon-blog]

“Well, we’re working in Albuquerque, New Mexico and just outside to this place that we’re working, this kind of a warehouse place, is a payphone. Now, first, who sees a payphone anymore? And there’s a single payphone right on the sidewalk and I thought it was a prop and so did he. He went over and it’s like this is real. So, he tweeted that he was going to be at this payphone for the next ten minutes. Call him. And he got call after call. He got a call from Australia, The Philippines, England, Boise, Iaho. He got a call from everywhere. As soon as he hung up, boom, another call.  And he would answer it in his costumary character: “Yo, bitch!” And I’m walking past and he’s waving me over and I come and he said “Talk to them, talk to them!” and I got on I said “This is Walter White. You’re taking my associate away from his duties. I’m gonna come over to pay you a visit unless you hang up right now.” They’re screaming, they’re screaming. They can’t believe it. But he’s done that several times.“

Bryan Cranston, Jimmy Kimmel Live      Photo: Aaron Paul Twitter

[spacephrasing]

I’m starting a rumor

[depsidase]

[weirdplutoprince]

(vagueposting) I saw a post I didn't like

[grox]

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[shittysawtraps]

finally getting home from a saw trap and checking your phone to find a venmo request for $50 from @j_gsaw labeled “trap costs”