Aug 1, 2016
The Conan Comicon sketch I was in aired last week. Enjoy some Douche-Con, bro!
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The Conan Comicon sketch I was in aired last week. Enjoy some Douche-Con, bro!
I went into Conan again last week to tape a very silly bit for the show. I'm not sure when it airs, but be sure to tune into the Conan O'Brien program around Comic Con.
Your Mom Was Cool
A mom-ifesto about Mother’s Day, love, & your mom’s cool jeans.
Your mom was cool before you came along. Before the Christmas sweaters with the sequins and bedtime stories she had cool jeans and crazy adventures with her girl friends. Your mom was wild, man! She accepted dares, she went to concerts, she drove way too FAST on the interstate! Before you came along, your mom was fun. Before you happened your mom just like you.
photo: Mom, 1970s BK (before kids)
Then you came along, and your mom set good parts of that life aside FOR YOU. Sure, she still let her hair down from time to time but it was never the same because, in the back of her mind, she was always thinking about you. Your mom wasn’t perfect (though she may argue) but by having you, she willfully changed her entire life for you.
Call your mom today. Tell her you love her. Tell her thank you for all she’s ever done for you. Tell her you’re sorry you ruined her vibe with all the public tantrums, bed wetting, and rides to track practice. While she might miss some of the things she gave up to have you*, she will never regret hearing how much it all meant. I love ya Ma. Gracias.
*And don’t worry, she still thinks PRE-TTY cool.
This Is Happening
Robert and I wrapped our final day recording the audio book version of Adult Stuff today in Burbank and my god, it was so much fun.
I think you guys are really going to enjoy this book. Even though we’ve been working on it for what seems like an eternity, Robert and I still manage to laugh at a lot of the jokes which feels like a good sign. In any event, this whole process was a new, challenging, and exciting experience that I’ll always cherish. And, I mean, we got paid to sit in this ballin’ studio and goof off on a microphone which is pretty cool.
Look for the Adult Stuff audio book on audible.com and on book shelves April 5th! And it’s already available for pre-order on Amazon.
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My old man and the sea...
If you hate reading but love my voice, you're in luck because Robert and I began laying down tracks for the audio book version of Adult Stuff. While I believe the book is already a good read, the audio book will bring another level as we get to hit the jokes as intended. I think you'll dig it. Plus you get listen to Robert reading about things like "fine dining" while he looks like THAT!