#moose mumbles

[spammooseubi]

i have a cool superpower where i turn characters trans. Transfem? masc? thats up to you to figure out.

scott summers is trans but im not gonna elaborate how you just gotta know that cyclops is trans

[spammooseubi]

x-men pokemon partners (1/?)

i really like pokemon and rather giving every character i love ever a full team of 6 i like to just give them a main partner pokemon. the pikachu to their ash if you will. In the anime, abilities are present as well as modern anime *usually* sticking to four moves a battle.

I just got into xmen and i am terribly fixated so uhhhh starting with my favorite guy ever lets go scott summers YAAAY

Scott Summers: Clawitzer

NOW NOW HEAR ME OUT DONT LEAVE DONT LEAVE. Besides mega blastoise, the clawitzer line is the only line with the ability mega launcher. Which gives pulse and aura moves a 50% boost. I know there's pokemon that are way better suited for his personality and fighting style BUT COME ON ITS LITERALLY A CREATURE THAT ATTACKS WITH BEAMS. LOOK AT THE COLOR SCHEME

Moveset:

Aura Sphere: Precision !!! it never misses.

Dragon Pulse: This was the closest thing I can relate to Scott's optic blast :0

Water Pulse: Probably the strongest move choice for Clawitzer. This was more for Clawitzer's sake rather than theming lol

Aqua Jet: So clawitzer doesn't really use physical moves, but in '97, Scott uses his beams as a way to quickly move around. Insane work. Clawitzer probably learns from him lol.

Ability:

Mega Launcher: I already kinda blabbed about it but yea. Beams and Pulses. OPTIC BLAST OPTIC BLAST OPTIC BL

No clue when Scott would stumble upon Clawtizer... I'm thinking for the longest time he wasn't really looking for a partner pokemon. It's not that he didn't want one, it's more like it wasn't ever a priority for him. But after maybe a beach day with the team he stays up on the sandy shore for a break from the water. That's when this blue and yellow lobster jumps out and blasts a dragon pulse at him, startled after Scott accidently backs into it. He optic blasts right back, and they just... stare at each other.

Anyways the team heads out of the water to find their leader chilling with this laser lobster.

"I think it likes me."

[spammooseubi]

get this thing out of my room good god man

[mumblemoose]

Today I had a conversation with my husband of 10 years in which I basically wanted him to give me any reason not to leave and “I love you and don’t want you to go” probably would have been enough and he just... did not do that... at all. So I told him I wanted a divorce and my brother and I will be moving out when the lease is up.

[itshighnxxn]

At work so come bug me on discord for Jesse, Tony or Prompto. I’m way faster there!

Back to work I go!!

[itshighnxxn]

it's totally up to you if you like to follow, i'm following you for my side blog at dontcallmeahero, if not just know you are a lovely mccree and hope you have a good day

Thanks for letting me know who you are! I went ahead and followed you again :)

And thanks you so much, your kind words are really appreciated and I hope you have a swell day!!

[mooseinthecabin]

Hi yes, can I just say that when I saw your name in my notes I laughed the hardest I have all morning and I have no idea why It's absolutely brilliant

Lmao, well, I’m glad it gave you a good laugh, haha

And thank you!

[itshighnxxn]

Today’s work was literally so stressful and not worth it

I don’t want to go to work tomorrow

I want to curl up and not exist for a week