The Dating Game
For the contest and @hufflepuffpridedude and @omni-hamiltrash Sorry. It's very long!!
Me: Hi! Everybody! It's me, your host! Staygoldponebone! And welcome to:
Audience: The Dating Game!
Me: Tonight, our contestants are Cye and Chey!
Audience: *cheering*
Me: Steve and Soda.
Audience: *cheering*
Me: And Curly and Ponyboy!
Audience: *cheering*
Me: Let's get ready to rumble! Everyone please introduce yourselves!
Chey: Hi, I'm Chey! I'm Austrailian! I love Cye and we're gonna get married in striped, rainbow shirts and suspenders!
Audience: Awww!
Cye: Hi! I'm Cye! I'm American and I love Chey with all of my heart!
Audience: *clapping*
Cye: So if you hurt her, I'll break your neck!
Audience: Ooh!
Steve: I'm Steve. I'm a mechanic. I've been working with Soda at the DX for a few years now.
Audience: *clapping*
Soda: Hi! I'm Soda! I love my Stevie! He always brings me love and happiness!
Audience: Aww!
Curly: *gets too close to mic* *it squeaks* *he backs up* I'm Curly. I just got outta the reformatory. And I have no clue what I'm doing here.
Audience: *slow clap*
Pony: Hi! I'm Pony! I've been with Curly for almost five years! *side eyes Soda, then smiles at the camera* We're madly in love.
Audience: Aww!
Me: Alright! Let's begin with our-
Curly: An audience member threw a rock at me! Can I throw it back?
Me: Sorry, Curly. I ask the questions around here.
Curly: *throws rock at me*
Me: Security!
Pony and Curly: *escorted out by security*
Me: Anyway! Let's get on with the game! I will ask Chey and Soda to leave the stage. I will then ask a set of questions, Steve and Cye must write the answers on the board in front of them! After the questions are all answered, we will check and see if they're correct.
Audience: *screaming and cheering*
Soda and Chey: *leave the stage*
Me: First question: What is something your partner is known for wearing?
Steve and Cye: *writing their answers*
Me: Second question: What is your partner's favorite song?
Cye and Steve: *writing their answers*
Me: Third and Final question: What is their middle name?
Steve and Cye: *hesitate before writing their answers*
Me: Alright! Soda and Chey, come back to the stage and let's go over these answers!
Audience: *cheers*
Soda and Chey: *come back on stage*
Me: The first question was: what is your partner known for wearing? Your answers were?
Cye: *holds up a sign that says 'her cute, round glasses'*
Chey: That's true! For you, it would've been your hair floof.
Chey and Cye: *talking amongst themselves, being little sweeties*
Audience: Aww!
Me: Alright, Steve. Answer?
Steve: *holds up sign that says 'not shoes'*
Soda: Seriously?
Steve: What?
Soda: Flannels, Steve! Flannels!!
Audience: Boo!
Me: Big oof! Let's move on! The second question was: what is your partner's favorite song? You guys said:
Cye: I wrote 'too many to count', but I also put 'Penny Arcade' by Roy Orbison or 'Spicks and Specks' by The Bee Gees.
Chey: Aww! *forehead kiss*
Audience: *cheering*
Me: And Steve?
Steve: I put 'My Girl' by The Temptations.
Soda: What?! Are you kidding me right now?!
Soda and Steve: *argue*
Audience: Boo!
Me: I guess we've already come to our winning couple: Cye and Chey!
Audience: *cheering*
Me: That's all for this episode of:
Audience: The Dating Game!
Me: Alright! I'll see y'all next week! Have a good night, now!










