Dec 25, 2016
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protip: if you're ever deperate enough to cook eggs in the microwave- pop the yolk first, it will explode otherwise
cat: ;3
me: what do you know
cries why are there no attractive words for vagina??
#writerproblems
I had a dream that all the voter fraud was exposed and the votes were recounted and Bernie won by a fucking landslide and honestly, I have never been more disappointing to be awake
tfw ur watching a beautiful performance but can’t focus bc their nipples are poking out
me: *sees a spider in my room*
me: sir this is not your home you are trespassing I am going to have to ask you to leave
nateobite, who I’ve known for 4 and a half years, forgot that my natural hair color was brown and not blue
hey guys! I’m doing a livestream!! come check it out if you like u vu