#mor incorrect quotes

[gwynlain]

Emerie: Hey, Gwyn! Have you seen Elain?

Gwyn: Of course! She’s BEAUTIFUL!

Nesta: No, we mean Elain isn’t answering anyone… We’ve tried letters…

Feyre: I even sent randomly appearing messages… that usually gets someone’s attention.

Mor: She didn’t even answer her door… and Emerie and I brought cupcakes!

Nesta: I’m officially concerned.

Gwyn, already on her way to Elain’s room: Let me try.

Nesta: Feyre and I have both tried, MULTIPLE times, what makes you thi-

Gwyn: *barely knocks*

Elain: -Hello, beautiful!

[gwynlain]

Elain: Gwyn… How do I begin to explain Gwyn?

Nesta: Gwyn is flawless.

Emerie: I hear she does angel commercials… in Day Court.

Mor: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000 gold marks.

Rhysand: I know it is cause I have a similiar plan.

Cassian: One time she punched me in the face… it was awesome.

Azriel: I was there… I second it… twas badassery at its finest.

Feyre: I tried to paint her once… it’s impossible… such beauty cannot possibly be captured or described.

Amren: She’s fine.

*entire crowd choked up* Amren… that was beautiful.

Elain, resuming the mic: Well, that was meant to be my wedding speech for MY wife, but yeah all of that and more…

Emerie: NO—That’s my wife!

Mor: She meant more with an E.

Emerie: Our ship name?

Elain, going on: So, umm… cheers Wifie!

Gwyn, raising her glass with tears in her eyes: Love you babe! Wife for life!!

*Crowd applauses THAT speech*

[gwynlain]

Nesta: What’s up with Gwyn? She’s been laying on the floor for like… an hour now?

Emerie: She’s just a little overwhelmed.

Nesta: Why?

Mor: Elain smiled at her.

[gwynlain]

Gwyn: Bye Elain! Bye Emerie! Bye Mor! Bye Nesta! Bye Gwyn! Bye Elain!

Emerie: You said “bye Elain” twice.

Feyre: And you said bye to yourself?

Gwyn: I like Elain… I’m hoping she will identify with one of the two greetings, or at least realize I do.

Mor: You really need to annunciate the “I” in “Bi” in that case.

Feyre: … I may be awful at spelling, but how does one make “bi” sound different from “bye”?

Mor, watch and learn, *drops handkerchief*: Hi Emerie! *Emerie turns* You forgot something *bend & snaps* Bi Emerie ;-) *drops it in her lap & walks away*

Feyre: I heard it that time.

Emerie: … I think she fell from heaven… And I just fell out of the closet.

Elain: I felt it both times… but I’d like to see Gwyn try that.

[gwynlain]

*The Valkyrie panning to camera but there’s no one there*

Mor: Oh, hello there! I’m sure you’re wondering…

Emerie: …What’s GALentines Day you ask?

Gwyn: Oh, it’s only the—

*Elain & group chanting in harmony*

Gwyn: —BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!!!

Nesta: Every February 13th my lady friends and I leave our boyfriends, husbands, and partners at home and we just come and kick it! Breakfast style!

Elain: It’s like Lilith Fair!

Gwyn: Minus the angst!

Elain: Plus frittatas!

[gwynlain]

Nesta: Ducks are better than rabbits.

Mor: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Nesta: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

Feyre: If you wanted duck why didn’t you go out into the woods? Hmm…

Elain: No, we’re not talking about flavor.

Amren: Flavor counts! Bring on the chaos!!

Gwyn: … but who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck?

Emerie: Have you ever used a rabbit hair blanket? There’s a good reason for it: you wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?

Mor: Okay, but-

Amren: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?

Nesta: Why don’t we take a rabbit, and a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

Elain: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, Nesta!

Mor: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, Elain!

Gwyn: I- Mother—