#incorrect quotes queue

[violentdelightshavevioletends]

Tairn: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween!

Violet: Yes! It's terrible for the environment!

Andarna: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

[adaisybyanyothername]

Simmons: Okay, truth or dare?

Daisy: Truth

Simmons: How many hours have you slept this week?

Daisy: …

Daisy: … Dare

Simmons: Go to bed.

Daisy: I don’t like this game

[acourtofquestions]

Aedion: You kill people for money?!

Aelin: I can explain!

Aedion: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

[gwynlain]

Elain: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Gwyn: An apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough, according to Nesta.

Elain: They better not be throwing my apples… I spent months growing those! — Babe, if you ever see ANYONE throwing my apples, please beat them up, Valkyrie style.

Gwyn: Wait… how did we get here?

[ordinarythingsiflovecaneverbe]

“What didn’t kill me better run cause now I’m fucking pissed.”

— incorrect Kaz Brekker quotes cause he didn’t need a reason but he sure has one now

[violentdelightshavevioletends]

Sloane: I started sleeping with a knife under my pillow.

Quinn: I always sleep with a bow under mine. Jax has the arrows under hers.

Rhiannon: I just magically grab whatever weapon I need if it comes to it.

Imogen: I’m not disclosing what I do or do not sleep with… try to kill me and it’ll be the last thing you find out… but I always keep a mini hatchet on hand.

Mira: Just keep your armor on, I taught Violet that.

Cat: Have you seen my nails? Sharper than any dagger.

Violet: *laughs to herself*

Cat: Oh, yeah? And what do you sleep with?

Violet: Xaden.

*Vise Versa*

Garrick: I sleep with a nunchuck under my pillow.

Bodhi: I keep a dagger under mine.

Xaden: Pschhh…

Garrick: What are you scoffing at again “oh mighty shadow-man” we both know I could kick your ass.

Xaden: Oh, we both know that’s false but I don’t need some knife or even my powers to do so.

Bodhi: Oh, yeah? How do you sleep so comfortably?

Xaden: With the only lightening wielder of her generation under me.

[violentdelightshavevioletends]

Rhiannon: Anyone d-

Sawyer: Depressed?

Sloane: Drained?

Dain: Dain? It’s always followed with Disdain…

Halden: Dumb?

Imogen: Dumber??

Ridoc: Dumbo!

Sawyer: Did you just say the flying elephant?

Ridoc: Definetly.

Jax, hiding a laugh: Dumbest?!

Garrick: Doomed?

Jesinia: Dating… if we’re allowed to ask questions… Sawyer what are you doing Friday night?

Quinn, looking at Jax & batting eyelashes: Darling?

Cat, holding out hand: Della-Cordella Catriona Cordella, nice for you to meet me.

Bodhi, muttering: Dropping out? — Cause, I wish!

Aaric, wistfully: DRAGONS!!

Xaden: Disliked?

Liam’s ghost: Dead?

Violet, deadpan: Dissociated & Dedicated to Dunne?

Rhiannon: -done with their work… what is wrong with you people…

[violentdelightshavevioletends]

Xaden: *screams*

Violet: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Tairn: Should we do something?

Sgaeyl: No, I want to see who wins.