#more elisop shitposts

[elisowl]

characters trying out pickup lines

Kevin: do you like alcohol?

Demi: YES

Kevin: then you already like 70% of me

Andrew: Kevin i don’t thi-

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Luca: i know edgar’s pronouns are they/them but i wanna be they/theirs

Edgar: i’m a he/him

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Norton: are you a fart? because you just blew me away

Naib: i will fucking kill you

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Eli: are you a death certificate? because i’d die to have you

Aesop: omg......

Andrew: i want this

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Victor: hy babe, are you death? cuz i hope you come for me soon

Andrew: i just love y

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Norton shaking after getting his ass beat: m-my love for you is like diarrhea...

Naib: don’t even finish the sentence or i’ll screw your neck off of your body

[elisowl]

Eli: the opposite of firefly is waterfall

Aesop: just stop. please. stop. just. just. just stop. stop. just. stop. please, stop. shut up. stop.

[elisowl]

*Eli suffering from a long-distance relationship due to quarantine*

Jose: hey, Eli

Eli: Aesop used to call me that....

Jose:

Jose: because it’s your name?

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Eli, a crewmate: i think you’re really pretty

Aesop, devouring Fiona as she does her task: aw shucks

[elisowl]

Vera: what do you think of aesop?

Eli: oh, he’s the most stunning and cheerful person i’ve ever met

Aesop listening to MCR on max volume, sitting in the dark: death

[elisowl]

Norton: aesop is actually creepier than you think. he craves dead people, embalms dead people, likes eli, dead people, and dead people

Eli: likes eli ❤️

[elisowl]

Eli: i love you 💕💓💞💞💖💖💘💘💓

Aesop: i love YOU 💕💓💗💞💞💘💖💘

Naib, whispering to William: how are they doing that?

[elisowl]

Aesop: i have a lot to do today

Eli: then do it

Aesop: i can’t. i have an owl in my lap.

Aesop: eli please go lay down somewhere else

Eli: no