Some more assorted random quotes from B. Dylan Hollis:
"Well! That was UTTERLY HORRENDOUS! Thank you!"
"This is either going to plug you up or bring the morning thunder."
"It tastes like a bookshelf - BOOKS INCLUDED!"
"...these are roof tiles..."
"This recipe was written by Mitchell White. Of course that's his name."
"This recipe was sent to me by herbert-hoover-feet-pics. (Something for everybody...)"
"It's a little late in the century for war crimes!"
"I feel like if I do this right, I'm gonna invoke the spirit of Richard Nixon."
"...I think I've summoned something."
"You know, in the story of my life, lard is the closest thing I've had to a--" *spoonful of lard lands on counter* "--NEMESIS!"
"Starting off on the right foot here with half a cup of lard... if I cut off my feet, do we still have to do this?"
"Lime jello... More like CRIME jello!"
"So this recipe has been floating around the Internet for quite some time now, and people seem to think it's from the Fifties... but it's not. It's more typical of the Seventies, or the Eighties... or a psychopath..."
"What have you perfected? GARBAGE?!"
"Celery's just like your parents... dirtier than you think!"
"This is just a COMMENDABLY daft idea!"
