Ah yes, good old Dave "me and my boyfriend put paradox slime into an ectobiology chamber as a joke one time but then our daughter from the future who was the result of said paradox slime merged it creating herself then sent the baby to fifteen years earlier then when she made the baby, then splintered herself and sent the splinter to live with us when society had just blossomed on earth c so now we are raising her as our own daughter and since I am a god in a thousand years or so I will find that baby and then have another shot at raising her but inevitably get shot heroically at my best friend's birthday when the kid is five thus having my sister get the kid adopted by the wife of the kid's late descendant and then she plays skurb which results in everything I just said" Strider.