Dog… I can’t ever thank your Dad for the unphathomable courage he had to free you from the bondage of his HUEVOS and allow the spunk that is MOMO grow into a cutting and glueing foo… the inverse is true too as I raise my fist, stomping my hoof and swearing a blood oath to amore the monster who let the nefarious genie MOMO loose from his TESTICULAR PRISON that I cast him to for eternity as a Druid standing bold before the white cuff of Dover butt naked… LIFTING A BATTLE AX TO SEVER THE HEAD OF THE GOAT I REINCARNATED YOU AS MOMO and cast you dwell in your DAD’s balls for eternity like a wee ad quite similar JOHN MALKOVITCH esque exsistance… but that man broke the morose curse and now I curse spit and summon the wrath of all my dark alias to defend and rain magma of malice upon you and your kin folk as you sleep…