#morgothmas

[angbandgoogles]

Wait, you left some elves unopened? This is surprising. And why would you return them? Why not put them in a cage until you can open them next year?

I didn’t have a chance to open them, they had already died under the Morgothmas tree. It happens, you know? Luckily I return them and get NEW elves that will actually scream when they’re opened!

[angbandgoogles]

return policy on unopened elves

[angbandgoogles]

day after morgothmas

time to clean up the elf wrappings and maedhros ornaments

[angbandgoogles]

How are all of you enjoying Morgothmas so far? I’ve already destroyed twenty light-trees today! 

[angbandgoogles]

Elf butts roasting on an open fire

Warg teeth nipping at your face

[angbandgoogles]

[angbandgoogles]

Merry Morgothmas everyone!

[angbandgoogles]

Another Traditional Morgothmas Carol

He sees you when he’s sleeping

He knows when you’re awake

He knows you have the One Ring on

So stay still, so we can take...it,

You better watch out

You better not hide

You better not fight, do not even try

Dark Lord Sauron’s coming to town.