May 31, 2021
From the desk of President Joseph R Biden
My fellow Americans,
It has come to my attention that a lot of you plebs have not watched The Lone Gunmen TV series. I personally have not watched it either, but one of my advisors has informed me that these two have an energy so electric that it makes MSR look like a fucking joke.
From now on Morhike is my only ship. If I see anyone posting MSR in the continental United States they will be sanctioned. (MKR is exempt)
Signed
President Biden