#morosexual

[ourtubahero-blog]

Crowley: I brought down the entire mobile phone network in London.

Crowley: Call Aziraphale!

*All lines to London are busy*

Crowley: 😑 F U C K ! I am not a smart man.

[captainzigo]

and a few years later

[thedomesticanthropologist]

"You're attracted to him because he's hot"

No it's because he's so fucking bad at everything and it's driving me insane have you seen this guy?

*camera pans to Astarion, staring into a hand mirror*

Does that three times a day and doesn't have a reflection. Why's he do it? Why? Yesterday I left him alone for an hour and he drank a BEAR I can't just leave this man alone he wouldn't make it

*checks canon* IF YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE HE LITERALLY DIES BEFORE HIS OLD MASTER CAN EVEN FIND HIM AND KILL HIM JUST BY BEING A DUMBASS

[lord-of-rain]

Looking for Ruby V9

Blake: You're sure Ruby ran in here?

Jaune: *holding a torch* Yeah. Be careful. This cave is full of monsters that morph into your greatest sexual desire. So if you see stuff like-

Thicc goth tomboy: Hey vomit boy~

Jaune: Shit! shit! shit! *Unsheathes Crocea mors*

Blake: Wait, what did it just call you?

Jaune: Not unpacking that now!

Blake: Okay, but seriously, who would fall for something like tha-

Blonde himbo: Hey, Blake. Do you know what animal the pink pather is?

Blake: We're gonna die in here, Jaune.

[ace-artworks]

Marron struggles with her morosexuality with Goten daily

[academicblorbo]

absolute catastrophe of a HR meme but had to be done

[oppaisum]

Happy Pride month y'all!

....but in all seriousness, I actually have a pride post for these two planned, I'll be posting it here in a couple days so keep an eye out for it!

[king-cinamon]

Someone pointed out how Thanatos doesn't appear unless you take damage in three rooms in a row (idk if that's true) and I think that's really funny, he only goes to Zag when he's being an incompetent idiot 🤣.

Than is a card holding member of the Morosexual, he jusy isn't attracted to Zagreus when he's competent lmao