#naruto x reader

[c-monthecob]

"Y/n threw her long blonde hair into a messy bun"

[mursetica]

Me trying to read smut but the author doesn’t understand a lick of anatomy

[mothdino]

tea for those who are scrolling?

also what fandom are you guys coming from?

[ochacoca]

never seen a more accurate thing on tiktok

[allmymenarehere]

Just a funny sex thought with whoever your fave may be:

You had to sneeze.

You REALLY had to sneeze.

His hips pistoned in and out of you, head buried in the crook of your neck. Slightly higher pitches moans came out of his mouth as his hands tighten on your hips.

You put a hand on his shoulder, pushing him up to meet your eyes and you voice your concern. He props himself on his forearms and stills his hips flush against yours.

But he was close to cumming, reeeeeeally close.

If he had some extensive knowledge of human anatomy, he would have known that your muscles SQUEEZE when you sneeze, including the muscles that was currently stretch around his cock. His mind was clouded with arousal, any other thought other than YOU out of the question.

You turn your head to the side and let loose, 3 sneezes in a row coming out. When you do so, your hole tightens VERY SNUG around him, tight enough to push him out if his wide, strong hips weren't hard against yours.

He collapses on top of you, moaning loudly as the 3 consecutive dick-choking sneezes push him over the edge. His hips move without thought, pushing his cum deep inside you before stilling again.

The room is silent for a few moment aside from his heavy breathing when you ask, "Did you really just cum?"

He props himself up again, eyes wide with a shocked look on his face. You can't help but giggle loudly, a wide smile on your face as you both come to the realization. You hear a few deep chuckles before he groans and pulls out, quick to fill you with his fingers ready to return the favor.

You really just made him cum by sneezing.

[ceramic-raven]

When I go read a fanfic, but then see it was last updated over two years ago

[fromduck]

Me with you guys simping over hot men

[reideneris]

i might get alot of flames for this but,

the x reader "consumers" on tumblr lowk are so entitled, i said consumer bcs these people do nothing to support the writers but complain about FREE fanfics that other people write for FUN and for the LOVE of the game. THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING.

i'm so tired of you people who can only pressure these writers, make memes, and ridicule them for writing something that was not fit to your standards or liking.

you don't even write or contribute anything to the community, don't even support or atleast reblogs to the writers you actually like.

stop filling the tags with your consistent complaints about the fanfics that obviously wasn't meant for you (not to your liking) and start learn how to write.