#mort character

[terrypratchettparadise]

"Albert grunted.  ‘Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?’

Mort thought for a moment.

‘No,’ he said eventually, ‘what?’

There was silence.

Then Albert straightened up and said, ‘Damned if I know.  Probably they get answers, and serve ‘em right.’ 

- Terry Pratchett - Mort

[terrypratchettparadise]

'Then Mort said, ‘What do all those symbols mean?’

‘Sodomy non sapiens,’ said Albert under his breath.

‘What does that mean?’

‘Means I’m buggered if I know.’

- Terry Pratchett - Mort